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Counseling. Blue dot in a sea of red. BYMB. HR at the Tortured Poets Dept. 🪩
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Jefferson County and Shelby County AL locals: It’s looking awfully ICEy off Lorna Rd in Hoover and in Pelham. Stay safe.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My nervous system is currently under the impression that I’m about to be attacked by a wild animal, so I’m going to throw it off by popping a Warhead and then faking it until I make it.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I’m leery of going fully goblin mode on any app because then I start having people I know (and don’t want) following me.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I just saw a video of a bobcat kitten and honestly they have no business being as cute as they are.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

El oh el I ran out of my house without a Zyrtec or my adhd meds so apparently we are just going to be unhinged today.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

submitted 92 days ago • 373 comments

The Supreme Court: The President has full immunity now Joe Biden: *Pardons son* Everyone: Wait

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Bag secured and back in bed with a cat perched on me. I am recognizing that downing a Celsius while in the cold however was a ✨choice✨

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Permanent mood

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Got a steroid shot so that I can bust through the walls at work like the Kool Aid Man once it and my Vyvanse combined 💪🏻

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Brb gonna go scream into the void

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know how I got onto the part of TikTok where southern maga women fully believe that liberal women are going to jump them… ma’am we don’t care about you enough to jump you. We have other shit to do. Kthanks.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

I promise my posts do get more interesting, I have just been cooped up sick all weekend. Have a scrap blanket WIP for tax.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Parenting is truly wild because explain to me how I accidentally made my biggest bully? Kid took my glasses off my face and hid them in the middle of our patterned rug. Reader, I can’t see well enough to find them when they are on the rug.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

EL OH EL I went to Eras and came home healthy but a kids birthday party got me Covid??

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I wish everyone a very please don’t catch norovirus, I’m convinced it does nothing but get harder the older you get.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Listen having a 13-month-old is cool and all but no one warned me about the whole walking thing.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

This is not the America The Chicks wanted for us

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, post a concert pic you took: Indy Eras, Night 2

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

But daddy I love him

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Hiiiiii I’m back

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

There’s already a fatal flaw with Threads - too many IRLs that I don’t want seeing my every unhinged thought are able to instantly follow because they follow on insta. 😵‍💫

submitted 609 days ago • 1 comment

Getting set up on a new social media account is always an experience, so have my cat in a box.

submitted 613 days ago • 1 comment