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brkncalc.bsky.social
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women love to insist that I got the wrong lightbulbs

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

car bong, it’s the bong I smoke in my car

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

throwin ass in ur Venmo profile pic is crazy

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I’d rather fake my own death than break up with her

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

teaching my 5 yr old to only smoke hand rolled cigs

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

doing drugs at a baseball game

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

only fans for peoples golf swings

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I should be on tv

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I need to gently weep into a ginormous bosom

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I think I took my adderall too early

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like pussys back on the menu

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

im the one Roman guy who found himself in mainland china

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna fuck up my job so bad today

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

This has got to be the dumbest concept I’ve ever seen

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

somebody kill this fucking loser

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

severance, one man’s elaborate ploy to justify cheating on his wife at work

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I won’t shop at a grocery store if they’re not playing kings of Leon, know your role

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

this fucking sucks, someone at vox needs to have their teeth kicked in

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

crocodile rock is really good

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???

submitted 153 days ago • 50 comments

if you get to bring your dog to a restaurant I should get to bring my gun

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

I think in the same way that Jim nihues does all the maps for ski resorts, I think Tim and Sam should just do all commercials from here on out, only problem is I would never wish that upon them

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robot chicken sketch of wallace and gromit where wallace gets caught in the gears of one of his machines and gets shredded to bits

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

smoking pipe let a dog hit put that hound in the dirt like I’m Wes welker

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

my bitch pussy smell like abu ghraib

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

mary Shelley freaky AF

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

pilots acting a little too silly, I might have to take over mid flight

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

more like ur wife’s pussy January

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

it’s not going well for me

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

user safety is a hilarious concept. U as a user are safe, u are on the computer. Log off the computer dimwit

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I just have to look in the mirror and say, “don’t worry bud, you look like a normal human person”

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Brock turdy

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

united health CEO got his Spotify capped

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna make a wedding registry for people to buy me Christmas gifts. It’ll be exclusively warhammer figurines

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments