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I won’t shop at a grocery store if they’re not playing kings of Leon, know your role

this fucking sucks, someone at vox needs to have their teeth kicked in

crocodile rock is really good

so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???

if you get to bring your dog to a restaurant I should get to bring my gun

I think in the same way that Jim nihues does all the maps for ski resorts, I think Tim and Sam should just do all commercials from here on out, only problem is I would never wish that upon them

robot chicken sketch of wallace and gromit where wallace gets caught in the gears of one of his machines and gets shredded to bits

smoking pipe let a dog hit put that hound in the dirt like I’m Wes welker

my bitch pussy smell like abu ghraib

mary Shelley freaky AF

pilots acting a little too silly, I might have to take over mid flight

more like ur wife’s pussy January

it’s not going well for me

user safety is a hilarious concept. U as a user are safe, u are on the computer. Log off the computer dimwit

sometimes I just have to look in the mirror and say, “don’t worry bud, you look like a normal human person”

Brock turdy

united health CEO got his Spotify capped

I’m gonna make a wedding registry for people to buy me Christmas gifts. It’ll be exclusively warhammer figurines

Every restaurant should have a $100 dog fee

I don’t have proof or even a solid working theory but I believe the benching of Daniel jones in favor of Tommy DeVito is linked to jay leno getting the shit kicked out of him

told my ox of a wife she could be a lineman

BREAKING: Chunk from the goonies named White House chief of staff