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brkncalc.bsky.social
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I think if women have to cover up so should bald men

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so if I cheat on my wife so that she breaks up with me, thus freeing me up to go kill a the ceo of black rock without putting her in danger, am I a good or bad person. I think ultimately I’ll be remembered as a hero

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if a beautiful Japanese woman fell in love with me I am straight up not strong enough to resist

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no but for real Israel is whack makes you ponder shit like is it worse to do war crimes against your own citizens like Syria or straight up commit genocide to a neighboring state like honestly I’d take Assad over Netanyahu

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dudes love to plan out left wing domestic terrorism while their wife is at work and have nothing to report when they get home

submitted 21 minutes ago • 0 comments

Greeks actually invented the bedside table so that they could eat fries while laying down

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being so Italian you lose to a Muslim in the city where 9 11 happened

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chuck shumer hospitalized for dehydration is such a good tweet im livid i didn’t think of it sooner

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I just don’t know if I can make my wife a grilled cheese tonight

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women love to insist that I got the wrong lightbulbs

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

car bong, it’s the bong I smoke in my car

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

throwin ass in ur Venmo profile pic is crazy

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I’d rather fake my own death than break up with her

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

teaching my 5 yr old to only smoke hand rolled cigs

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

doing drugs at a baseball game

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

only fans for peoples golf swings

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I should be on tv

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I need to gently weep into a ginormous bosom

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I think I took my adderall too early

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like pussys back on the menu

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

im the one Roman guy who found himself in mainland china

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna fuck up my job so bad today

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

This has got to be the dumbest concept I’ve ever seen

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

somebody kill this fucking loser

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

severance, one man’s elaborate ploy to justify cheating on his wife at work

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I won’t shop at a grocery store if they’re not playing kings of Leon, know your role

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

this fucking sucks, someone at vox needs to have their teeth kicked in

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

crocodile rock is really good

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???

submitted 155 days ago • 50 comments

if you get to bring your dog to a restaurant I should get to bring my gun

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I think in the same way that Jim nihues does all the maps for ski resorts, I think Tim and Sam should just do all commercials from here on out, only problem is I would never wish that upon them

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robot chicken sketch of wallace and gromit where wallace gets caught in the gears of one of his machines and gets shredded to bits

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

smoking pipe let a dog hit put that hound in the dirt like I’m Wes welker

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

my bitch pussy smell like abu ghraib

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

mary Shelley freaky AF

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

pilots acting a little too silly, I might have to take over mid flight

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

more like ur wife’s pussy January

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

it’s not going well for me

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

user safety is a hilarious concept. U as a user are safe, u are on the computer. Log off the computer dimwit

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments