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i cannot escape this fucking guy

and so it begins, eight blessed months of annoying the shit out of my kids

twins business leadership: can't have bad ratings if no one can watch the product

the older I get as a baseball fan, the less interested I am in optimization and the more interested I become in weird shit. Want to call up a prospect directly from High-A? Do it! Play Betts at shortstop, I beg of you! Throw with the wrong hand sometimes! BE UNGOVERNABLE!

henry blanco played in the majors in 16 different seasons 16!

been thinking of buying the domain yourdailydickpic.com and posting a new image of richard fitts every day

your daily informational

if we're all just renaming stuff that isn't ours, oh man do i have some shit to say about uzbekistan

Happy Valentine's Day, have you checked on the status of Chris Paddack today?

my 11 year old is wearing a backwards twins hat, giant chain, and bopping around the house talking shit about drake i couldn't be more proud

Two different teams, two different players. Twice this week I've edited biographies of Black players who were traded because they had the audacity to date white women. Sigh. This country, y'all.

me the 1,845th time google asks me if I want to explore gemini

I don't watch the super bowl anymore but finally got around to watching Kendrick's performance. I'm far from being a hip-hop guy but that was outstanding. And effing hilarious.

this is a post about how morally and intellectually superior i am because i didn't want a football game like the rest of you plebes

I’ve opened three birthday cards and I’m already up 150 dollars. I love being a postal worker

I only now noticed that the Cubs' offseason plan for the bullpen has been "acquire the Ryans"

The colors on the Buffalo Bisons logo is so, so bad. It gives my designer brain an aneurysm every time I look at it.

Attempting to contact someone through YouTube is fucking infuriating. God I hate the artificial limitations of social media and each platform is worse than the last. They're meant to trap you into never leaving their platform. It's literally their ONLY goal.

For the past 36 hours, the Twins front office and the Pohlads have been in a drinking contest and no one has any idea who is winning

Am I crazy for being kinda low on the Orioles this season?

I have this (probably bad) habit of disregarding everything a person says if they say “the mlb”. It gives off huge “football guy who occasionally watches the Yankees” analysis vibes

Brewers fans resent the hell out of Gary Sheffield. This is an outstanding piece on his time in Milwaukee that paints things in a very different light.

it’d be wild if the brewers or twins did something anything please

American worker productivity has skyrocketed over the past 40 years with virtually no increase in pay. So I can’t say I really give a shit if workers are more productive in the office, workers have so much unpaid productivity to spend.

Aw, I was pulling for this company to make it just so I could see these ridiculous things on the road

I feel @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social is somehow involved in making this transaction happen

Julius Randle’s salary should lower by $50k for every three pointer he attempts

Got a cool photo with the kids and Ryan Jeffers!

Betting on Profar at this price after he was good in 2022, bad in 2023, and good again in 2024 seems pretty smart

Gonna keep saying this until the end of time: reddit moderators are largely a bunch of petty little tyrants. Yet another post removed that violated no rules and was completely within bounds of the subreddit.

There are literally millions of conservatives who visit our sites every year. Yet the small fraction of those who are banned can't seem to figure out it's because they're loud assholes and that it has very little to do with their political beliefs.

Five years on Santander feels desperate. But given the Jays' position right now, they probably need to show a little desperation.

The users of NSBB really distilled the essence of Cubs fandom into a single thread title

Remember, it is entirely possible to hold in your head at the same time these two things: 1. Owners like Bob Nutting (and many others) are shitheels who run their teams badly and should spend more 2. What the Dodgers are doing should be fixed because there is also real inequity in baseball

blue jays still looking for anyone, literally anyone please take our money

I do not in any way support banning TikTok but also acknowledge its business model is very problematic