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brogier.bsky.social

They/Them I post the random nothings that are clever enough to trebuchet their way into my soup of conscious thought

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“Before you is a bun found in the back alley. We are unsure of its origin. It is your job to complete the maintenance checklist before claiming it as a pet. Or, if you choose to, you can throw it back into the alley where you found it and forfeit payment. Please make your choice now.”

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 43 comments

Modern life has robbed us of the 15% pigeon that we had

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I can in fact see that it's level, but why do you need to tell me that it's above

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Fighting tooth and nail against eep if I post something weird in the next couple of minutes that's why

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Bad AAPL

submitted 6 days ago • 198 comments

At some point I will figure out how to turn off auto correct and y'all will be subjected to the worst spelling of your lives

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Y'know what? Fuck you dehydrates your gizzard

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Wow, 100 posts. Never thought I'd see the day

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I was told that you should do one nice thing every day, so today I will (in stark contrast to every other day) not implode a random person's shin

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I could cover a piece of toast by spreading my nose oil

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I'm so glad that bluesky doesn't have a dislike button for me to accidentally press

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Just got my legs waxed, my smoothness could kill god

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Astral projecting myself to exactly where I am

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I have lost 3% of my faith in my heel

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

How many times can one roll their ankle before being legally recognized as a pastry?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

How the everliving fuck did I forget my phone password

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

submitted 15 days ago • 79 comments

“Before you is a bun found in the back alley. We are unsure of its origin. It is your job to complete the maintenance checklist before claiming it as a pet. Or, if you choose to, you can throw it back into the alley where you found it and forfeit payment. Please make your choice now.”

Modern life has robbed us of the 15% pigeon that we had

I can in fact see that it's level, but why do you need to tell me that it's above

Fighting tooth and nail against eep if I post something weird in the next couple of minutes that's why

Bad AAPL

At some point I will figure out how to turn off auto correct and y'all will be subjected to the worst spelling of your lives

Y'know what? Fuck you dehydrates your gizzard

Wow, 100 posts. Never thought I'd see the day

I was told that you should do one nice thing every day, so today I will (in stark contrast to every other day) not implode a random person's shin

I could cover a piece of toast by spreading my nose oil

I'm so glad that bluesky doesn't have a dislike button for me to accidentally press

Just got my legs waxed, my smoothness could kill god

Astral projecting myself to exactly where I am

I have lost 3% of my faith in my heel

How many times can one roll their ankle before being legally recognized as a pastry?

How the everliving fuck did I forget my phone password

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

This is what I imagine it feels like to be a helicopter that's reporting on Godzilla

Why can't we peel our kneecaps off like a callus

good morning oomfs observe a cute buny

A kick from a kangaroo would fix me

Knees are horribly designed