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Equities, ETFs, Rates, FX trader. also 🎥, 📺, 🏏, 🎶. will never spam you with crypto, so ignore any imposters pretending to be me.
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Ackman is yet to meet a topical issue he doesn't try to make about himself. he'll drop Musk very fast if Trump decides the Khodorkovsky route is his preferred outcome. yet another reason why his stated ambition to be the next Buffett is risible in the extreme:

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

called it: bsky.app/profile/seth...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

in the absence of more proper shithousery, equities have taken the ball and run with it in the US. S&P 500 back at 6,000. meanwhile, Trump is yelling at Powell again, who will continue to ignore him:

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

*TRUMP CONSIDERING GETTING RID OF HIS TESLA: WSJ

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

something of a 'nothing to see here, move along' NFP print. last month revised down from 177K to 147K, this month 139K vs. 126K expected. AHE a slight tick above consensus. all in all, no reason for the Fed to do anything yet, or for Trump to yell at Powell (although he will, am sure):

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

*NO PLAN FOR WHITE HOUSE- ELON MUSK CALL, PERSON FAMILIAR SAYS

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

monthly NFP is upon us, clearly some concerns it's going to be soft after 2 weeks of Initial Claims being higher than expected, and ADP missing. consensus is 126K, falling from 177K last month. if it comes in <100K, that's probably enough to help bonds stay a little bid; >150K and they'll sell off:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

one for the 🏏 people:

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

#CAN.L Canal+ (film and TV, mkt cap £2bn) confirms revenue and EBITA outlook, and notes an improvement in cash level due to restructuring:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

#MHA.L MHA (accounting services, mkt cap £296mn) delivers maiden results since IPOing in April 2025. a strong final quarter and the IPO itself have been beneficial for new business enquiries, let's see if the company can pick up some research coverage:

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submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

as we all know, tomorrow is NFP day if there's a miss, it'll be Musk's fault for his irresponsible DOGE cuts

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

we are all Tramell Tillman right now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHRA...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the really funny thing here is that 83% of Nazis think they're 'the middle':

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments