bronzefibonacci.bsky.social
1 of the Elderitch Horrors of the Internet. Professional overthinker, cat wrangler, aspiring mystic, and writer of half-finished brilliance. Will trade snacks for world peace.
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They are in Hollywood's backyard. Respectfully, Hollywood could flood the streets with people dressed as ICE and law enforcement who could surround and protect the protestors. Maybe add a small N so the vests say (n)ICE. throw in a couple of cameras, permits, a Ron Howard or two, and it's all legal.
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Arguably, this is the best possible use of adulthood money
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You have no idea how many times a day I say "all right you primitive screwheads, listen up!"
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I read that if you put your hands in soil, there are microbes in there that make you feel better
www.gardeningknowhow.com/garden-how-t...
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I see it
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Great news!
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The produce is fresh enough to last almost a week and the carbs, sauces, and meats are often vacuum sealed so they last longer. Pretty good quality ingredients. If you keep trying to cancel every other month they sometimes give a secret short term discount. 🤫
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Yes, it's pretty good but requires some cooking
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So beautiful 🤩
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Sounds like he said "409 PC" which is Cal penal code sec. 409:
"Every person remaining present at the place of any riot, rout, or unlawful assembly, after [they have] been lawfully warned to disperse"...could be arrested for a misdeameanor
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Maybe immigrants' friends and families need to start showing up in vans wearing nondescript vests and badges like ICE, and then beat real ICE to the punch, kidnapping the immigrants and taking them somewhere safe.
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The world needs Flight of the Conchords now more than ever 🥹
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Agree
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I think the key to making cats happy is to let them smell everything
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No one is going to stop me from eating breakfast and lunch at 4 pm, and cereal at bed time
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All I ask, is for the chance to prove that money CAN buy happiness
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Maybe the protesters need to dress like ICE too ... blend in to protect
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Horrifying... 😧
And those horses are going to be traumatized for being forced to hurt a person
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Raisins are not optional😤
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This whole thing should be solved with a dance off
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Very nice 🙏
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My little dude
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Dear Martha, National Guard has joined the fray, morale wanes.
O'er the din of smoke bombs and scan guns, a sound rises.
From the Plumbing, Aisle 14, came the dulcet tones of the DIY PVC Pipe Fife & Drum Corps, playing the Battle Hymn of the Republic 1-Light Oil-Rubbed Bronze Outdoor Pendant Light.
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Protestors need to think smarter. If ICE can show up in unmarked vans, wearing nondescript vests and face coverings, smoke cans in hand, so should we... Blend in.
You are in Hollywood's backyard. Get the costumers involved.
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Love it! 😻
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Protestors need to think smarter. If ICE can show up in unmarked vans, wearing nondescript vests and face coverings, smoke cans in hand, so should we... Blend in.
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Yes, but if you bring your own tanks there's a tankage fee
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Couldn't we pretend to be ICE and snatch back the detainees to take them to a safe place? If a fake badge and vest is all it takes ... let's flood ICE with faux ICE people
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Are you in a high altitude? I once stayed in the Tahoe area for a whole week for a conference and my sinuses got so dry I had issues for years after.
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Was he reaching super saiyan level?
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How much weed are we talking 'bout? 😄
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You got caught with a cat?
Well...
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And only slightly less well known, was MTV's Cribs
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But...
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Love it!
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He's suing Pam Bondi DOJ? "Deport first ask questions later" Pam Bondi DOJ? Good luck with that, Tarrio
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3 years ago John Oliver guessed that Elon's junk doesn't work:
youtu.be/DPhn9zZbzEs?...
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Keep your friends close and your enemies so close you're almost kissing 😁
-Devin Banks
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It's called adulthood
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Ah, I can rest now that I am updated on Catturd's take on this whole thing ...