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bruce-almighty.bsky.social
"Radical Left Lunatic" aka an empathic, caring, intelligent person. Glory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦 Lover of tacos 🌮! Parrot owner 🦜
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Worst. Episode. EVER.

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My jeans say I need to lose a few pounds. But my sweats said, "Naw, you're good!"

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I don't recommend letting Jesus take the wheel. There were no cars 2000 years ago! He can't drive!

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My flock: Maui on the left, Mango on the right, Kona in the background on a playstand.

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Don't compare your behind-the-scene's life with other's highlight reel.

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When folks wake up… Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.

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If I'm going to be a rando, I'm going to be a total rando!

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One of the best feelings is to know someone’s thinking of you. Just got a text saying they needed to hear from me. Mostly bc my bill was overdue. But still

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They’re making some changes at the White House.

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IYKYK

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New Year's resolution...use my gym equipment more in 2025!

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Dracula parrots, also known as Pesquet’s parrots or vulturine parrots, lives in the rainforests of New Guinea. They have hooked beaks and feather-less heads, unlike other parrots, giving them a vulture look. The parrot feeds almost exclusively on figs ♥️🖤 #SpookyScience 🧪

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Once, i was abducted by a group a mimes. They did unspeakable things to me!

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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The darkest hour is rarely at night. Check on your loved ones this holiday season!

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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

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No one gets out alive, Everyday is do or die, One thing you leave behind is, How did you love?

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When they say, "I don't know who needs to hear this..." I'm fairly certain they know EXACTLY who needs to hear it.

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I find it very difficult to trust someone when they start a sentence with, "I'm not gonna lie..."

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Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.

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Resting after a shared dinner.

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I have a genetic condition where by body doesn't produce alcohol. So I take supplements!

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People think skeletons are cool but when you show them your collection they totally freak out

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*flies my freak flag* *gets it caught in a tree*

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I always add 'but idk' after I give advice in case it fails.

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