Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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My wife wore her festivus sweater to school, where she subsequently answered many questions from 2nd graders about the celebration. It was as funny as it sounds.
I met you about ten years ago and you were the coolest of the cool. You couldn’t have been more willing to give a random stoned chick a fan photo. Thanks for that and all the laughs! ♥️
I’m way too shy to do that. I once saw Hulk Hogan but was too timid to approach him. This was 15 years ago. Today I would just shake my head sadly at what he became.
A friend & his wife honeymooned in Hawaii in the fall of 1999. They chartered a boat but another family also chartered it & it was Jason & his family. My friend said they were the coolest down to earth people & they all had a really nice time for the few hours they were out on the water together.
In Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada, we call it Tibbs Eve. It’s a big excuse to get out to the pubs and drink!! A fairly new phenomenon that’s taken hold here! Anybody else’s celebrate Tibbs Eve?
This has inspired me for next year. I know exactly where it will go, and I should head out tomorrow for the 1/2 off Christmas decorations and figure out how I'll make it work for me.
"As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
There are so many other ways. But here we are, celebrating commercial Christmas like it's carved in stone. 200 years ago, we were burning down manors if they didn't give us pudding. Back to the roots!
Run this race every https://runsignup.com/Race/MA/Salem/Festivus5KforAutism We have a costume contest that I've won 4 times. I've dressed as Mickey, You (with Susan), Frank (with Estelle), and Izzy Mandlebaum. #HappyFestivus
I suppose since this is Festivus it might be the appropriate space to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all you have done for the Scleroderma Foundation. My beloved grandmother died from the disease and I honestly think your work has been an incredible "feat of strength."
That was a great show and great you used your fame to play a Klingon. Saw an episode or three this year in reruns my cable package here is weak the shows are still great.
Watching Comedy Central’s #Seinfeld #Festivus marathon now! There is truly no character like George Constanza. Thank you for the laughter and memories. 👏😂👏
The report on Matt Gaetz coming out today reminded me of the scene from the movie Scrooged where the ghost from Christmas past is talking about the decadent life style he had and he mentions all of the women he had. Bill Murray then replies "I thought you paid for all of those women"
Cold meat loaf and iceberg lettuce is actually delicious, just add ketchup and a scoop of cottage cheese. Happy Festivus To All and to All a Good Night!
I have a friend who mixes yogurt and cottage cheese.
My mom used to mix mayo w/ it in the 70s when she would order the “diet” lunch plate - A lump of cottage cheese, a grey-ish overcooked “extra lean” burger patty on iceberg lettuce, slice of tomato. And sometimes a side of cling peaches.
The law includes the right for adults to chat with adults (LGBTQ adults) in order to meet a husband or whatever. Instagram has new rules not seen since the 50’s or 60’s making that impossible! So, Archer is awesome AND please buy LGBTQ themed presents for NEW Years(for friends I guess) 🥹🇮🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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And a very Happy Festivus to you as well.
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Happy Holidays to you and your family Jason. Cheers! 🥂
Happy Festivus!
📢🎻Happy Festivus🎶🧹🥁🎺Everyone🎊
There are so many other ways. But here we are, celebrating commercial Christmas like it's carved in stone. 200 years ago, we were burning down manors if they didn't give us pudding. Back to the roots!
That means the great @i-jasonalexander.bsky.social is back for my 5th Annual Festivus Episode of Independent Americans!
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Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season. ❤️✌️
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Merry Christmas
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Poor Jason Calendar does such a great job playing a weasely obnoxious dbag that you can't help but dislike him a bit.
Sorry George but I Cant'stand'ya!
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So glad to follow you on here
Follow back if you see this - and give me an awesome Festivus gift. Hey it can't hurt to ask, right?
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“Exactly!”
Do rich kids do better in Festivus too ?
Stay well
Back baby!!
I miss that damn show
I might have to convert lol
My mom used to mix mayo w/ it in the 70s when she would order the “diet” lunch plate - A lump of cottage cheese, a grey-ish overcooked “extra lean” burger patty on iceberg lettuce, slice of tomato. And sometimes a side of cling peaches.