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All Hail King Ludd. diy or die (or don't). Cyber-Stockholm syndrome. Big fan of the void. Book maggot. It never got wyrd enough for me.
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Cool it kiddo. You're Fing with a smooth crinimal

The medium is the message. I just thought of thay.

DHS FIRING ON US FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT OUTSIDE THE DETENTION CENTER. Please watch and share. EYES ON LA! FUCK ICE!

"Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in!" -al pacino, hooked on a psychic lure by a Strygonion, famed fishers of men from beyond the stars

Elon musk: favorite game of all time? Diablo 2 is up there. I love the neuromancer class, the and expansion pack, hordes of destruction. I was g- greatly anticipating that one before it came out rogan: it so cool you fight the devil In that game Elon musk: the very end is too scary for me to beat

Suggestion for funny car racing teams: children around 12-13 years old have great reaction times and are very light

*curdles into a probiotic muck*

If you start spinning in the opposite direction right before the tornado sucks you up it cancels out

Several immigrants at Leavenworth experienced such a depression from extended lockdown periods, which sometimes lasted for three days, that they attempted suicide, said a letter from eight civil rights and attorney groups. kansasreflector.com/2025/06/06/i...

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Get thee to a dispensary

The filmography of John Castanetes

Friday Fun: Expedition 35 🥳 My bday is Sunday, so I got all of YOU gifts from CW's Citadel of Wonders! 🎲 REPLY with your requested gift (Weapon, Armor, or Spell) & a link to an upbeat song you like, and I'll craft you some custom #OSR #TTRPG goodness! Bday tips welcomed, but not required 🙏

Behind the Hydra's Eyes is a narrative game and office management sim. Manage your team, oversee construction, placate your boss. But something eerie is going on... Dare you find out what? Wishlist now. store.steampowered.com/app/3554030/... #PitchYaGame #indiegame #pixelart #videogame #indiedev

Brentley Harkonnen

*continues to nod in agreement with you as i put in ear plugs*

Reinstalled assetto corsa. One step closer to being back on my simracing bullshit.

It is now believed that humans have eaten food for thousands of years

(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table.. (Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it. (Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)

The Inception crew loves their fidget toys

Look in my face, look in my soul I begin to soupify

I'm hearing word on the grapevine that this might be useful to revisit. So: let your old pal Slurms take you through some tips for good Alternative Text (or Alt Text) on your images!

Palantir ascending like some sort of Pheonix

If he has this tattoo, it means he can suck his own dick

Its 9:48 am cst somewhere

I think the thing my adhd affects the most is i am incapable of reading and filling out paperwork. It's a real problem. Especially while I'm filling out paperwork to immigrate. They'll just say No and bar you entirely if you mess up.

If a Democrat takes Musk money I won't vote for them, it's that simple. Nope fuck you sorry done.

Therapist: you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I know, I'm such a fucking idiot about being hard on myself.

Please share & give to help Malak's family, including her disabled sister Maali who urgently needs expensive diapers and treatment, survive Israel's genocide in Gaza. They're being starved, & donations are slow:

Doin a zine workshop at the library next week. Should be fun

I understand i have a flat affect that makes it hard to tell when I'm joking but i don't think laughing at everything i say is a good solution. Just me tho.

French dock workers are in solidarity in refusing to contribute to genocide by just doing their jobs. We can refuse to be part of the problem. ✊🏻 www.lemonde.fr/en/france/ar...

RIP Brienne 😭 I'm really glad you got to hang out with your babies while you did. We'll do our best to watch over them.

Gonna throw a party the first time i finish a pen without losing it

Shit, shamble, slave

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