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diy or die (or don't). Cyber-Stokholm syndrome. Big fan of the void. Book maggot. It never got wyrd enough for me. Brucef0rte.neocities.org
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Made a new lamp you can control by clapping. The claps are processed by chatgpt and the lamp data mines your dreams. It's disrupting the lamp industry. Dozens are dead.

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If you appreciate Teen Vogue’s journalism, support the workers who make it possible! Sign the petition!

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I bet being pressed as a block of tofu feels amazing

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This has to be the worst designed omnibus of all time. Codex ass omnibus

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The wolf that wants a bigger book collection is in a vicious fight with the wolf that feels weighed down with stuff

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An apple a day leaves the whole world blind.

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An apple a day keeps the apple demon at bay

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New goobers just dropped for your army list:

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My county is going through a tuberculosis outbreak in 2025.

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Not to brag but i can play mary had a little lamb on the piano now

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the rise of the fascist nerds was anticipated by Ellen Ullman's 1995 essay "Out of Time: Reflections on the Programming Life."

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Saw another mouse last night. If i can't get rid of them i must befriend and radicalize them.

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Have you seen how my daughter's cat lets you know she wants to be petted?

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Fuck it. Tossing my mitre hat in the ring for Pope

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you pay for spotify? apple music? the low hum all around us is literally free

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81 Ways To Tell If Your Crush Likes You: Third Impact Edition (#64 May Surprise You!)

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Pronouncing Wednesday like wednesday

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the power of estrogen

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Why do horror movies have to be so scary

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I think cars are neat

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Proceeds the weedian

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Leak police misconduct to @ddosecrets.com

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Today, I released a framework detailing how the Democratic Party will fight against Trump’s war on working people. Read it here:

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I am constantly being entertained on this platform

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HE'S GOT A GUN

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☹️🙁🫤😐😦😧🥹

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Watch broadcast news and listen to npr and see how long it takes to realize just how incapable they are of covering any of this

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Klaus is free and may he flourish. Got espresso in me. Time to finish The Transmigration of Timothy Archer.

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Caught a mouse in the oversized (so it wouldn't be cramped) no kill trap and now I'm waiting for it to warm up a little cuz i don't want it to be too cold when i release it at the park. Watch out, I'm viscious.

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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

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Hot bog hags in your area don't want love. They want SEX

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I loved it.

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I love that Moore's Law is so dead it's going in retrograde now (this also likely relates to folks buying cheaper machines, but IT STILL COUNTS) www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

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Originalism achieves its final argument: the Constitution is not a living document but rather a dying old man

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I found my niche playing cop who pukes at horrible crime scene

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