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All Hail King Ludd. diy or die (or don't). Cyber-Stockholm syndrome. Big fan of the void. Book maggot. It never got wyrd enough for me.
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Embracing The Dad by turning on The Race on every tv in the house

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I don't need a Fit Bit. I am one.

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Any time you’re getting kicked out of anywhere you can say ‘I believe I had a marijuana pen’ and they have to give you one out of their lost and found

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Reinstalling windows on the simracing rig while watching Childrens Hospital. Worse ways to spend a sunday morning.

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I am constantly rended by the claws of the 10,000 demons, who festoon their demenses with my entrails, my eyeballs plucked and thrown for their unholy auguries, on this platform.

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My house is much quieter now that I've hidden the visual clutter

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Its been so long since i used my simracing setup i forgot the pc password 💀

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Inventing a tobacky that's wacky

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Good morning. Save the world. Lie to a cop.

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We've been declared to be in a state of rebellion. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

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the Amazon snitch-camera notifications system being used to warn people about ICE presence, really peak The Times We Live In.

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I may not be great at reading emotions or picking up cues but i CAN hear the"i can't believe you fucked up again" exasperated tone loud and clear

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Excuse me waiter, when was this water formed?

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Eating? Don't think too hard about how close you come to biting your tongue every time you chew.

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Found a perfectly good, already producing, jalapeno plant on clearance for $5. So ya, you could say it's a pretty good day.

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These last 20 laps at michigan are wild

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Help my teen son won't stop self-radicalizing in the bathroom

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I tuned into the truck series scanner and the drivers were planning my surprise birthday party 😬

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Answer me these riddles three, if the vmware downloads you wish to see -broadcom

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The big accounts you follow that have 20k+ followers and don't use alt text, those are bad people.

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*faking my way through the camera man interview* Who did I study under? Dooolly...Gimmmbal.

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This was the worst thing to happen on tv since 9/11. It's all been downhill since this aired.

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I've built up and then had to sell my book collection so many times. The only one i regret selling is the signed hardback of House of Leaves

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This is great and also reminds me of the beginning of 17776 a little

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Thinking about getting a tattoo? Guts got a tattoo and look what happened to him

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Charting my mutuals' comments about the weather over time to pin point their location

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Gimmick account where i post this every morning when i wake up

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Couple thousand dollars? For my continued existence? Seems like a good deal, right? 😇👍

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