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baby I was born to run away from the USA

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I was porn in the USA

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the darkness on the edge of town is now running the town

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Okay now I'm regretting being Born in the U.S.A.

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if only we had all been blinded by science then we wouldn't be in this mess rn

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Oh, oh, oh, L.A.'s on fire

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There is a thin line between Bruce Springsteen and Bruce Summersteen

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stop asking me if I was born in the usa

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BOSS: This one is for all the CEOS out there (you know who you are) well, they shot you point blank you been shot in the back baby, point blank you're a fool this time boy, that's a fact

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Welcome to the Jungleland

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more like spotify trapped because you can't put music in a box let alone a heart shaped one for a few weeks a year

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good riffing isn’t one-upping the joke it’s extending the world the joke exists in

submitted 398 days ago • 15 comments

insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked

submitted 153 days ago • 21 comments

BOSS: Hope this email finds you well Me: I remember when you named your songs like Jungleland and Reason to Believe

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BOSS: Hope this email finds you well Me: I can't believe I paid three hundred quid for these seats

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I saw a picture of her on instagram standing on her front lawn, just a-twirling her baton.

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There's a place out on the edge of Texas Rising above the Twitter that he killed Now ever since I was a child, I've had a hatred For Musky's mansion on the hill

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Eating round the table like every night used to fight, now not a word is thrown One minute you’re here Next minute you’re on your phone

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I was not born in Canada

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Open All Night could never be written today. Gen Z wouldn't understand: carburetor, new clutch plate, plugs and points, payphone, radio relay towers, one two powershift, Texaco roadmap, scrap metal hill, oil pressure's sinkin', rock ‘n’ roll

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Johnny 2024 Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light, you don't stop Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind And shot him in the back, now he's dead, that’s the end of the song

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

Honey, I just wonder what you do there in the back Of your autonomous pink Cadillac, autonomous pink Cadillac

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At US border control: Sir, I can't let you in without a passport. Bruce: But I was born in the USA

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Bruce at two years old with calves of steel Bruce's mom: That baby was born to run.

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Potential employer: Are you eligible to work in this country? Bruce: Well, I was born in the USA

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People of Bluesky! Quote a favourite film using gifs only. New folx, please participate. Join the rest of Bluesky in a little fun!

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Bruce: So the next line is– Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night Clarence (to Gary): this is a real shit song isn't it?

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No cap, I'm just window-watching The view is pretty bleak Sky's dusty and throwing electric sparks, ngl And you're the only vibe I seek. #springsteen #theboss

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Paul: You can call me Al. Therapist: I see. So, tell me a little about Al. Paul: He's soft in the middle, short of attention, keeps ending up in the alley with a bat-faced girl. Therapist: Well, Paul, I see some trauma is leftover from the whole Garfunkel phase. Paul: Call me Al, call me Al. Okay?!

submitted 162 days ago • 2 comments

Bruce: I just got blinded by the light! Bruce's mother: I told you not to look at the sun again.

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edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)

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Springsteen fans 2024: You're still the boss and everything but we want to listen remotely and have concerts via Zoom. #springsteen #theboss

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Broke boi's tryna get that bag, rich dude's aiming for the crown And the king's still thirsty, won't chill till he owns the whole town I'm tryna hit the streets tonight, see what kinda vibe I'm giving off -Suslands

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And tonight you're gonna yeet one last time Tryna ghost all that baggage and hit different Oh, she might catch feels, but if she's tryna cancel you She'll find out that's lowkey not the tea, no cap No cap, wherever you crash Tonight or how far you dip Sis is straight fire She's the one, fr fr

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Bruce: it's just that my heart's always hungry. Isn't everybody's? Cardiologist: Uh, no. And we're going to need to do a few more tests before you leave

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