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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)
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zerxzeo.bsky.social
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108 days ago
It's free to not post this
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
yeah i get that but i have urges
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pierredilecto.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Pedging??
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freetpeople.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Wow, you have to poop BEFORE your morning coffee?🤣
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centristmama.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Now you've ruined bdsm romance novels for me. They'll use the term edging and this will come back to haunt me... Almost like your coffee
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golfjitsu.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Beware of gopher head!
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carldownunder.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Eeeew 😳
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chrros.bsky.social
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108 days ago
TMI
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
but it’s a shitpost, Christina R 😭🫶🏼
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chrros.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Noooooo. Really?!?!
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
😆😌🫶🏼 ily, bb & i appreciate you gassing up my post
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dly.bsky.social
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108 days ago
ok yes, sometimes i'm not READY OK
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
timing is everything, or so they say 😅🤣 just don’t get in your car
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dly.bsky.social
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108 days ago
driving all crazy like Number 2 Fast, Number 2 Furious
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
homie 💀🤣 pheww i’m howling at 10:08am est
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kmaine.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Nah, edging is when you’re in the middle of passing a big one—it hangs up, and you become one with the stretch, hoping it will lead to a smooth and complete outcome.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
💀😱💀 this is what i call making peace with god
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kmaine.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Ha!
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lizzyesau.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Things nobody would say (well, except you), but everyone does.🤣
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
😅 i wish i wouldn’t have said it (yes i do)
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steven-stanford.bsky.social
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108 days ago
I think that's actually called "turtling"....but love the goal.
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quote-unquote.bsky.social
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108 days ago
See also “prairie dogging”
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steven-stanford.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Don't have that kind of "control"....I'm old.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i can’t stand being controlled ngl
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i like to do that with diarrhea 😌
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jenncarter69.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Oooh you do like to live dangerously 🤣
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2medicated.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Prairie dogging is a term I learned from Cannonball Run
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steven-stanford.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Love that movie....
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
tomato, tomato lmao. i appreciate your support, Steven Stanford 🫶🏼😆
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dreamingofyouuu.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Nah, it's called prairie dogging.
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pupeyesailordog.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Touching cotton
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
💀🤣 first time hearing this one
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pupeyesailordog.bsky.social
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108 days ago
LOL! Go to for my ex, or 🐢 poking his head
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
homie you might be the first one to make this reference so far
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dreamingofyouuu.bsky.social
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108 days ago
I heard it from my hubs and that's how we refer to it in our house.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
in doing so y’all have made your house a hombe 🫶🏼🫂
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berniesandersjr.bsky.social
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108 days ago
this is quite the skeet
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p3nny.bsky.social
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108 days ago
If you wait too long it’s called ‘turtleing’ and then you’ve got a real problem.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i only do the ‘turtleing’ technique when i have diarrhea, wait…
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fiercelyeverafter.bsky.social
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108 days ago
The sound I just made (it was not a fart)
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
*the audible splash of a heavy sinker*
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fiercelyeverafter.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Poseidon's kiss rarely misses
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franksmum.bsky.social
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108 days ago
IBS ~ days gone by!
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pavvy.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Different kind of gooning
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
joi but for your morning coffee
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majima.club
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108 days ago
Good morning, mind reader
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
gm, gm 😆 or should i say bm, bm?
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majima.club
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108 days ago
Yes
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philipmarks87.bsky.social
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108 days ago
And you scream triumphantly, "Floater" as you let loose
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
*the splash sounds*
*applause*
*i high five the person in the stall next to me*
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philipmarks87.bsky.social
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108 days ago
No context necessary for this one 😆
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
💀🤣💀 we have problems, bad ones
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philipmarks87.bsky.social
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108 days ago
This is a low priority problem in the grand scheme 😉🤙
One more round of applause for the floater!
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i agree, friend😁✌🏼
turd critics: “5 stars” , “exquisite girth”
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deluluis-lara.bsky.social
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107 days ago
this is the way
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skyowl.bsky.social
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103 days ago
🤣🤣!
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aemberling.bsky.social
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107 days ago
I want to like this, but I can't bring myself to do it
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jenndreadful.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Lmfao!!
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popparoach.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Poopmaxxing (ensuring you have one full movement versus a series)
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cave-man.bsky.social
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108 days ago
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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108 days ago
This is a popular post because everyone loves coffee and holding in poop
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i’ll admit i was a bit surprised it resonated with folks
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te-kanawa.bsky.social
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108 days ago
*likes/reposts for more visibility
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣💀🤣 you’re the man, Rufus
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te-kanawa.bsky.social
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108 days ago
It's my duty as an elder to educate the new people what made this place special 😎🤣
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
seconded 🤣🙏🏻
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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108 days ago
(looks at his cannibal post) the resonances here are quite unpredictable
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣 i wish our little songs got this much attention
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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108 days ago
"this song is about cannibals and poop, hope you like it"
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
“instant classic”
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badmystic.bsky.social
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102 days ago
Thought it was called "turtling"
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notquietmodemd.bsky.social
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107 days ago
A pure adrenaline pulse pounding adventure while yawning & tractor beaming
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ambitiousmudkip.bsky.social
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107 days ago
😂😂💀
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jaxbbax.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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mrgraymatter.bsky.social
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108 days ago
@rebarmcentire.bsky.social
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rebarmcentire.bsky.social
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108 days ago
this is so relatable
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣🫂
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rebarmcentire.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🫶🫶🫶
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kittymomma73.bsky.social
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108 days ago
prairie dogging 🤣
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mikem76.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Is that really the best way to enjoy either?
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jedacast.bsky.social
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108 days ago
It’s the worst when you’re on the morning meeting and you’re waiting your turn to give updates or get asked a question.
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fiercelyeverafter.bsky.social
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108 days ago
The anxiety makes the edging more difficult 😭😂
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siegmar-prime.bsky.social
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108 days ago
This is why I prefer to work from home.
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jedacast.bsky.social
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107 days ago
You just mute the mic and let it rip?
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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107 days ago
12 second burners, bro
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jambball224.bsky.social
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108 days ago
hahahahaha dying, as this was me today as well
it's a gamble, tho
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
a very fine balance indeed lmao
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koillismaa.bsky.social
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108 days ago
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
ok i laughed 🤣🫶🏼
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2medicated.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Ok that one got me too 😂
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scottgmcfarlane.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Now this is an experience.
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notvivi.bsky.social
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108 days ago
You’re treading on dangerous ground, there 🤣
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lgbtqiandrew.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Me with piss
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godogsgo.bsky.social
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107 days ago
This is why we come here
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vidmaster.net
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108 days ago
gooning (sitting on the toilet looking at pictures of coffee until my legs go numb)
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i need to try this
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kbizzle13.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
it’s like an eraser just leaving marks infinitely
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omchunhanon.bsky.social
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108 days ago
This is sick. I want more. :-)
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i’ll try to live up to this poast
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omchunhanon.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Not sure if you can but do your best. I will be watching. 👍
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
lol idk homie i saw a lotta stupid shit 🤣
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skyking57.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Let’s get this trending
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
😂 important info the world needs to see
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zorascreation.bsky.social
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108 days ago
LMFAOOO
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i have problems lol
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ikayblythe.bsky.social
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108 days ago
now why does this show up on the skyline while im eating
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🫂😱 i’m sorry
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playpuls3.bsky.social
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108 days ago
buckle up
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ilovejainova.bsky.social
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108 days ago
💀💀
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣🫶🏼
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terigobruins.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Omg. Your living your best life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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mellii.bsky.social
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108 days ago
fam pls poop
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
no
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mellii.bsky.social
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108 days ago
bro wants to play life on hard mode
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣🤣🤣 omg lol
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chadeverett.bsky.social
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102 days ago
Other folks call that continence Jerry.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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102 days ago
i knew i’d heard of that somewhere
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todoftodtoon.bsky.social
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108 days ago
With respect, I don't think edging means what you think it means. 😏
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catgurl.bsky.social
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108 days ago
You have ruined yardwork for me sir.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i wish i were sorry, but i’m not 😂
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catgurl.bsky.social
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108 days ago
My sister and I actually call it
Crowning. Capitalizing it makes it classy man.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
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catgurl.bsky.social
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108 days ago
That’s ok. I love toilet humor. I’m just never going to edge in front of the neighbors. Hee hee. 😜
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prillakilla.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Playing with fire
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charliewhy.bsky.social
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108 days ago
It's just practicing your whale calls
Tummy goes OOooooooO
oooOoOOO
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i’ve been speaking whale for years now 💀
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jasminrose.bsky.social
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108 days ago
😬
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ndhm.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Hahaha! I've been guilty of that a time or two.
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jbrewe.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Livin’ on the edge.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
right on 😌🤙🏼
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fermissocks.bsky.social
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108 days ago
I think the term for this should be called dredging.
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darnoldlegal.com
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107 days ago
That's called the shy turtle around my way.
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lavenderhayz.bsky.social
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108 days ago
I was just doing that.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
she just like me fr
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rjregan.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Brown capping
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missknf.bsky.social
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108 days ago
lolololol
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
this is who i am & who i’ve always been 😂
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beautywarrior.bsky.social
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108 days ago
sensually leaking a little pre
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jasonmcbason.bsky.social
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108 days ago
no
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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102 days ago
me, at work, at this time every single day
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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102 days ago
she just like me fr 🤣💀
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lmb6453.bsky.social
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108 days ago
The struggle is real.
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sergiol652.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Dangerous, but I need my coffee...
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
well don’t be shy
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sergiol652.bsky.social
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108 days ago
False alarm
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thejesuschrysler.bsky.social
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108 days ago
I thought I was the only one.
Brother?...
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
lol did we just become best friends?!
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mossygoddess.bsky.social
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108 days ago
The struggle is real.
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silvergebtv.bsky.social
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108 days ago
The secret training
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sbct.bsky.social
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108 days ago
😂🤣😭🫣
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pamtoo.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Gotta be more efficient, Turbo Jerry. Just drink it on the throne. Don't act like you're too good.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
lmao i swear i’m not! next time i’ll try this approach
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melbynight.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Just shit ur pants when ur on the clock as a power move, save it for when it really matters 💪💪💪
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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107 days ago
“does this mean i get to go home?”
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lamarwastaken.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Glad to see this type of humor make its way here as well 😂
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
all the fuck i do, bb 😆🫶🏼
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davidfackler.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Danger
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fissionchipz27.bsky.social
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108 days ago
When I worked in an office (ew) the race from the cubicle to the bathroom on the next floor could often be considered an Olympic event.
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swordandfeather.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Bruh
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turdferguson59.bsky.social
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108 days ago
This earned you a follow, my good man!
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
fuck yeah homie 🤣🫶🏼 buckle up cause we get weird af with it
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izmiryabanci.bsky.social
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107 days ago
TMI
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key-26.bsky.social
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107 days ago
😂
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stillraptor.bsky.social
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108 days ago
TMI
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smithwicks.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Uh, ya. I think I’ll give this guy a follow.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
buckle up lol
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fourteenth.bsky.social
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107 days ago
I'm in this skeet and I don't like it
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mindfield.bsky.social
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108 days ago
As long as it doesn't turn into turtling.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
is that how i got that racing stripe on my tighty whities???
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mindfield.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Almost certainly. But look on the bright side, when you do finally hit the head, it'll just cannonball out.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
be so real
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leslie-anne.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣 not healthy, jerry!
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i’m working on sphinxter strength training
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darlenejwaters.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Strength training at its finest until you go for a lift that makes you and anyone near you, regret it.
PS love this thread. Thanks for the smiles.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
happy you got a laugh out of it lol
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leslie-anne.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🤣 a very good thing. Comes in handy!!
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
lmao ilysm i’m not joking around
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leslie-anne.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Oh I know!
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louneon.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Very turbo, Jerry
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andy-lion.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Twisting on nineteen…
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themoonknight.bsky.social
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108 days ago
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linear-relative.bsky.social
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108 days ago
in my house we call that near-shoring - and letting it go off-shoring
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
😆😅 y’all seem like my kind of people
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marnie10.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Canadians call this "prairie-dogging"
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scrappyminx.bsky.social
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108 days ago
We call it a Turtle Head
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thestacyleigh.bsky.social
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108 days ago
That’s what I call it.
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noonelikesborscht.bsky.social
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107 days ago
Oo that sounds like a fun adventure. I'm a 9:30 kind of guy.
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warrenchortle.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Powerful stuff
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
you’re welcome 🫂
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warrenchortle.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Finally a morning routine that makes me cum instantly
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luminousnine.com
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107 days ago
This is me every single morning.
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lilcrow12.bsky.social
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106 days ago
Fuck 😂
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jenneccentric.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Lmao
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rarename.bsky.social
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108 days ago
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colebahorize.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Noooo 🤣
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i said what i said 😱😅
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twosense.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Careful! Sometimes they jump!
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
the splash really can be startling ngl
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twosense.bsky.social
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108 days ago
the short range speed could terrify Russia
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
💀🤣💀 ok u got me laughing with this one
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twosense.bsky.social
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108 days ago
nice! i'll stop there and keep my job. hope you enjoyed your coffee anyways.
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twosense.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i mean, the physics of it. dear Lord!
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pisssprinkler.bsky.social
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107 days ago
With a zyn in your mouth
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itachicoochieha.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Wear diapers and you won’t have to worry about this problem
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Just let it out, we live in lawless times.
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
but this is a new couch 😭
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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108 days ago
If your pour your coffee in the toilet you can cut out the middle man 😂
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
god i love being efficient
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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108 days ago
🫱🏼🫲🏻🫱🏼🫲🏻🫱🏼🫲🏻
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shaysweetheart.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Lmao you gonna fuck around and shit yourself
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
i ask you this: where’s the thrill if there’s no risk? 😆🫶🏼
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shaysweetheart.bsky.social
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108 days ago
Is the risk worth the reward though
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turbojerry.bsky.social
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108 days ago
ok, i’m picking up what you’re putting down
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*applause*
*i high five the person in the stall next to me*
One more round of applause for the floater!
turd critics: “5 stars” , “exquisite girth”
it's a gamble, tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crowning. Capitalizing it makes it classy man.
Tummy goes OOooooooO
oooOoOOO
Brother?...
PS love this thread. Thanks for the smiles.