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siegmar-prime.bsky.social
Losing faith in humanity one day at a time.
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I worked on BBC Horrible Histories, and wrote some of the Stupid Deaths sketches Without doubt, my faves were Ancient Greek intellectuals: e.g, Empedocles who jumped in an active volcano trying to become a god… Or Philitas of Kos who starved due to obsessively needing to correct grammar errors👇

submitted 120 days ago • 124 comments

Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water

submitted 120 days ago • 21 comments

My holiday grift ideas so far: 1. Be CEO of a health care company 2. Run for president

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Where all the holiday grift idea lists?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

You know who you are

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight* WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES

submitted 129 days ago • 12 comments

The real luxuries in life.

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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

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"Derivative. Bullshit."

submitted 140 days ago • 33 comments

Today I was very unproductive. Sorry for the dip in national GDP everyone.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

We are rapidly approaching the point in time where FBI actually does stand for female body inspector.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite past times is walking around and putting pennies on the ground face up.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

We're going to pardon like it's 1999.

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If you fuck with me I will light your ass up quietly to myself.

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

This is, technically, a sandwich.

submitted 142 days ago • 414 comments

Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot

submitted 143 days ago • 69 comments

Capitalism cuts both ways.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Where is the nodding along and slowly letting the conversation die person?

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

My new years resolution for 2025 will be to begin my villain arc.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Cursing like a sailor should be a good thing since it's usually not directed at anyone in particular.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

I'm glad you and me are friends again body. You've been a real jerk the past couple weeks.

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submitted 145 days ago • 130 comments

#pizza

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