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existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat. thick & thin. (i)🔳🔲 & for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
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Whelp, that wasn’t smart. *me after making most decisions.

If getting into situations was a job I'd be the richest person in the world

my wife bought organic snacks for our son & he chose to eat the stale Cheerios in his car seat instead

I am thinking that my next husband won't be a guy

I strive for below average.

little house of 1000 corpses on the prairie

Is your dong a foot long? #poem

my wife bought organic snacks for our son & he chose to eat the stale Cheerios in his car seat instead

so broke i can’t even afford to be white trash anymore

This is supposed to be fun and an outlet for people. If you get upset with someone and threaten them and especially their kids, that’s next level shit and maybe get off the internet and seek help. Have a great day.

It's plant erotica and endless muffin summer I don't make the rules

*when i’ve heard & understood what someone’s said to me* me: what?

I love a good rabbit hole.

i bet Merriam Webster was one uppity, know-it-all bitch

“Fucked to death you say?” Well sign me up,buttercup

Death by a thousand autocorrects

We should all be having sex rn

If we get out of this alive I'm gonna dedicate my fifties to making goat cheese

4:20 and I have to put pants on like some kind of human.

during these polarizing times i think it’s important to remember not to be a whiny little bitch

when i grow up i want to stop spilling things on my clothes

What's a girl gotta do to be treated like a rotting log left on a forest floor around here?

calling 911 on myself because i did weed again