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turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat. thick & thin. (i)🔳🔲 & for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
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afterthoughts no i am not a toy you put on a shelf to shine smilingly with the others but a flame whole and sometimes stuttering but i am never a game i burn bright and fierce a signal on a peak ephemeral maybe but not weak my orange and gold licks the night sky a warning or a beacon i decide

*holding a knife while screaming in a psychotic dissociative state as a run full speed directly towards their cornea*

Husband: Did you have a gummy? Me: Yes, why do you ask?? Husband: No reason Me: I tit my cat to you, sir, you've discovered my ruse

*does a kickflip over your baby*

air fried hot dogs, ketchup and or mustard, whatever, and crushed up potato chips on top are top-tier glizzies

new migraine treatment just dropped

some people call me the space cowboy, charlie brown

And if I'm in love with you, what then?

anybody want to spot me 50 bucks? no? then how about some will to live?

What do calmed tits even look like?

Sorry, can’t. I’m under a heat dome.

the mid-nineties were thirty years ago and that hurts my feelings

anybody want to spot me 50 bucks? no? then how about some will to live?

a lost and found but for Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, The lovers, the dreamers and me

I always carry an emergency corndog with me wherever I go

The fastest way to a mans heart is penis kisses

Running through a field of wild flowers barefoot with my hair down would fix me

spending the day alternating between dissociating from pain and making my head hurt from scrolling

suckling at the teet of poverty and they're making million dollar fireballs

If bsky is dead then how am I still here posting cringe?

you can tell i took ballet for years by the way i gracefully spiral out of control

i would babe, but my brain keeps making me do one thing at a time

SpaceX - it’s not rocket science

becoming a crypto bro is easy just follow this one simple trick *yeets self off cliff*

I don't need AI in places where I am yapping, it's basically my only skill and I don't need help there. If AI could pack school lunches and walk the dog at 5:45 am, I could do even more yapping

urinals imply the existence of poopinals

In search of endorphins.

Go on and slow dance to Janis Joplin while making your dog scrambled eggs for breakfast. I bet you'll smile for a little longer today if you do