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I am a magical all-knowing unicorn of death
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Many people say the day the music died was February 3, 1959 when it actually died on May 10th, 1994 Weirdly enough both dates involve Buddy Holly

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This image sucks

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MERRY GO FUCK YOURSELF

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Playing persona 5. Got to th3 part where they go on the trip to Hawaii. They're now flying back to Japan. The date is September 11th.

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Finally playing the Arkham Origins DLC for the first time. Sucks there are 20 frozen people you have to save because now that I saved 4, the other 16 are fucked because I'm an immature piece of shit who thinks 4/20 is still funny.

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I disagree

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I am now a completey different person than I was when I woke up... I have experienced those live action cutscenes in pirate yakuza

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I one a game of teeko with these two shirts. I hot first and second... yes it's been months and yes I have had no major victories in my life since

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Do I wanna know what the sauce is?

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I once ate meatloaf while listening to meatloaf

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It's 3:30 pm and I'm trapped under a very comfy blanket

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It's 1 am and I'm having trouble sleeping... wait sorry this is a shitpost account, It's been one week since you looked at me

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Oh my fucking god

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Penis

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Listen I just bought a steam deck. I shouldn't be spending more money until I get another paycheck or to but epic is potentially adding yakuza characters and def adding motherfucking sub zero so PLEASE STOP TAKING MY MONEY

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I was walking down the street one day, and this beautiful girl came and put her BALLS IN MY FACE

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Out of context youtube quotes: THE FISH IS A GUN?!?!?!

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What if you Wanted to go to heaven But god said YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK

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I have some bad breaking news... hank has started his rock collection

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I am on season 4 of breaking bad again... SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BREAKFAST

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Alcohol

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I feel bad for the poor saps who are both drake and cheifs fans

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THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING PLAYED NOT LIKE US

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It doesn't remember that if the cheifs win or the eagles win, just remember, the real loser of the super bowl is drake

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This image makes me giggle more than it should

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Mario has murdered my entire family... again

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who up getting ten cucky in kentucky

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#YIAYdate Look babe, I've never been on yiay, and as a result, I am a broke loser. Can you cover the bill tonight?

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