bruhmastyr.bsky.social
I am a magical all-knowing unicorn of death
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Relatable
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Welcome to the club
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Getting a car the same year you can legally drink is... something
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The mental image of a british mother going "crusin down the street on my 6 4... jockin the bitches... slappin the hoes" is fucking hilarious
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This post is public. There is a chance the algorithm will make random ass strangers know about this
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You did not need to tell the world about that... asshole
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She's on world record pace
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What in the actual fuck
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Actual bars
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Bruh
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It's Kiryuing Time
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WAIT, SHIT!! MINERALS, MINERALS, MINE- *dies*
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Dammit I made a typo... tho I don't give a shit about football so I'm just gonna move on with my life
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I fucking hope so
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I swear to god if you do this all the way to december, I will shit your pants