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Music festival season has started, people are being horny on main for Megan thee stallion, we are almost back to good twitter

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

submitted 5 days ago • 129 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 10 days ago • 78 comments

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

submitted 11 days ago • 531 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 11 days ago • 1141 comments

i've seen what yall post, we dont need this

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Mariah Carey makes an appearance on her son’s Twitch livestream.

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

we need project woke 2029 to save america

submitted 14 days ago • 363 comments

must be nice

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Chivalry isn't dead

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets They are disappearing people off the streets

submitted 22 days ago • 404 comments

Every actor, director, and member of the Academy be like

submitted 23 days ago • 68 comments

TikTok algorithm showed me frolf content I'm gonna take a long walk off a short pier

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

AOC: Alina Habba said, “What intellectual thought.. you were in a bar AOC. Not to have a drink but to serve one.” I don’t care what this woman says about me but I want you to understand that she isn’t just talking about me, she’s talking about all of us.

submitted 29 days ago • 850 comments

20%TOO MUCH AT THE THEATER

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.

submitted 33 days ago • 162 comments

Not the Dems acting like this shit is Yu Gi Oh

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

I have been laughing at this all day.

submitted 62 days ago • 39 comments

There’s a part of The Faculty where Elijah Wood’s parents take his porno and one of the magazines is called “bOOb”

submitted 66 days ago • 29 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 67 days ago • 118 comments

millennials, we cannot "this is the bad place!" ourselves out of facism

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

The whole audience screaming “A minor” has me CACKLINGGGG! I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭

submitted 74 days ago • 48 comments

If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next

submitted 160 days ago • 56 comments

Deepseek? By a fella dinner first amirite? (I have no idea what this means, I'm just on autopilot rn)

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

You’re laughing. The plagiarism slop factories that eat rivers to steal human creativity are exploding and you’re laughing.

submitted 81 days ago • 32 comments

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

submitted 87 days ago • 97 comments

It’s weird seeing baggy cargo pants everywhere because they’re not being used for their primary purpose: concealing a Discman containing the album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

submitted 95 days ago • 49 comments

Michelle Obama right now www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

submitted 94 days ago • 247 comments

fixed it

submitted 95 days ago • 739 comments

My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.

submitted 96 days ago • 3266 comments

There are multiple traffic lights out in NoHo and nobody has shown up to direct traffic while these dorks are out cosplaying like Frank Castle

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments

In the battle of which social media has "the sauce" outside of twitter It's letterboxd

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

"People don’t cheer for chaos when they feel like justice is possible. But right now... the Supreme Court is corrupt, voting feels useless, and the people in power are funded by the very corporations they’re supposed to regulate."

submitted 127 days ago • 81 comments

someBODY once told me luigi mangione

submitted 128 days ago • 120 comments

This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol

submitted 131 days ago • 1047 comments

While looking for the United Healthcare shooter, NYPD officers have been on their phones day and night, diligently searching the Candy Crush map for him. Rest assured, if he's hiding anywhere from the Diamond District to the Wacky Waterhole, from Soda Surf to the Popsicle Plateau, they'll find him!

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

We've all seen the picture of the UnitedHealth shooter. If the cops were serious about catching him they would have staged an M. Night Shyamalan "Trap" situation at an Arctic Monkeys concert by now.

submitted 132 days ago • 36 comments