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Amateur cat therapist, professional film school graduate, unprofessional film watcher. Maintaining my amateur critic position to make sure I can compete in the 2027 Olympics
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Case in point: Red Forman youtu.be/bl16Yw3y0cM?...

My wife & I finally watched “Saltburn.” She has pitched a sequel called “Saltburn 2: Farleigh’s Revenge” and given how the plot would likely go the tagline is “Fuck, Marry, Kill” #FilmSky

Will never understand how anyone at this point can say they “fear he will impose his political will” because that is literally what he has said & what he is doing. It’s like saying “I’m starting to fear this man in front of me with a knife who said he’s going to mug me might be planning to mug me”

My currently list & Letterboxd ratings of what I’ve seen for February so far. Curious to know other people’s thoughts #FilmSky

These are my friends! Their wedding was wonderful & fun, so uniquely them. So happy for them! people.com/bride-shocks...

did the doctor from arrested development write this

#MusicSky how many people here still make Mix CDs? Or just playlists that are only ~80 minutes in length? I love how big & cool playlists can get but I also love the act of curating a very specific group of songs in a specific order, for sharing. So yeah, anyone else do this?

My current #Spotify day list has the dumbest name possible but let’s see if the songs are any good #NowPlaying #MusicSky my daylist right now: pumpkin spice chai friday morning open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

To reiterate a point I made a month ago re “provocative gesture”: If it seigs like a duck, and it heils like a duck, that duck’s a fucking Nazi

for the love of God. fucking honestly. “controversial salute.” it’s a nazi stiff arm salute. literally everybody knows this. “controversial” is a chickenshit word generally (what purpose does its use serve? hint: an editorial, not journalistic one) but when we’re talking about public nazi shit gah

Remember in Blues Brothers when they come across actual Nazis in Illinois? And the extent of the debate of “marketplace of ideas” & “free speech” & all that bullshit starts and ends with “I hate Illinois Nazis”? Then they try to run them over? Just thinking of that today.

How you gonna make “this is your brain on drugs” ads given the price of eggs these days

RIP Peter Jason. Been in more Carpenter movies than anyone and a million other things (Deadwood, Marked for Death, lots of Walter Hill, and yes - even a Meat Loaf video). He will be missed, but he's been in so much there will always be more to discover.

I am saying this with one hundred percent sincerity: "Dolly Parton is upset with you" is a strong enough mark of shame to completely kneecap this entire movement and if the dems actually had a finger on the pulse of the country they'd be booking this beautiful person for speaking tours

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

But doctor,

"Quantum of Solace" is so well named. It's a movie where you can either know what speed James Bond is moving at, or his location and the direction he's moving in, but never both.

let's let the monkey blow the horn

In trying to put positivity and humor back into the world, here’s a snippet of a magazine article about Will Smith ripping ass on the MIB set

As I keep saying, if you read science fiction you realize QUICKLY that Musk, Bezos, and all of their ilk get their “brilliant ideas” from the back covers of sci-fi novel WITHOUT BOTHERING TO ACTUALLY READ THOSE NOVELS.

I am so excited for MICKEY 17. No one is doing it like my man Bong.

@haroldperrineau.bsky.social as Boyd in #FROM has to be among the best - same reasoning, he’s not infallible but the moral and ethical burdens he carries at great personal cost just to keep everyone else safe 😮‍💨

In light of Breaking Bad guy wanting a return to genuinely admirable protagonists, what is your favorite example of one? I’d argue Picard from TNG is a really strong example in that he isn’t infallible but is unrelentingly concerned with the moral costs of decisions and the power placed in his hands

Due to font, I can’t tell the difference between “AI” and “Al” in posts. Spent the last 15 minutes pondering how the hell so many people could love AI when just a single addition of “Weird” could have cleared that up from go

Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.

We shouldn’t eat the rich. We should lock them up and study them. A psychological condition where too much isn’t enough & there is no “too far” in the accumulation of more that you don’t need is downright pathological. It belongs in the DSM …fine you can eat them just leave a few for science, ok?

Realise I'm pure "Ethan Hawke in Sinister" vibes today, so if I end up getting killed by a demon that suspiciously looks like a Slipknot member you know the reason

I hope you find what you're looking for. I also hope you someday own an enchanted cottage that lurches through the wildlands on giant chicken legs, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.

Trying to watch old movies is hard. Sometimes there’s just a glaring item that dates them. One of the things that really dates 1978’s “Superman: The Movie,” is when Superman tells Lois that statistically flying is still the safest means of travel.

Stevie Wonder's 'Songs in the Key of Life' (1976) is included in the Library of Congress's National Recording Registry, which celebrates culturally, historically & aesthetically significant recordings Revisit the album here: album.ink/SWonderSITKOL

Sometimes all you need to improve your day is a really good poop

A shop seen in Canton, MO, for “Guns & Neat Stuff.” I want to hear everyone’s best guess as to what the “Neat Stuff” is

It’s only an “infringement of free speech” if that censorship vintage comes from the government. Otherwise, it’s just a glass of sparkling shut the fuck up

My single biggest gripe with all the Captain America films is not once did they attempt this comic-accurate, canonical sound effect. Give the fans what they want! #CaptainAmerica

My worthless hot take: I think we’ve GREATLY underestimated the number of people in the US that have sociopathy/antisocial personality disorder because our society is so individualistic & competitive the conventional indicators just look “normal” to us.

Had to update the sign…

Made a decision a long time ago in life I wouldn’t let the life win. It can try to defeat me all I wants. I will continue if for no other purpose than to spite it. So bring on the doom, I’m not going anywhere