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goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social • 1 day ago

did the doctor from arrested development write this

Pope Francis passed another peaceful night in hospital, "got up and had breakfast in his armchair", the Vatican said Thursday, the day after reporting a slight improvement in his condition.
https://u.afp.com/SotH

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joylessdivision.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s easy to be an armchair quarterback when reading reports of a papal armchair breakfast

gs-willy.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s a very literal Doctor

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•1 day ago

“how do we keep getting this guy?”

joehuiras.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's all right now.

Phew

No I'm saying he's on on the right hand of Jesus, in heaven. He dead.

hlentini.bsky.social•1 day ago

@deanlentini.bsky.social

davodentetsu.bsky.social•1 day ago

There's always money in the papal throne. *wink*

magicgareth.bsky.social•1 day ago

If only there was some mythical being in the sky the Pope could ask to cure his illness rather than rely on science and medicine…….

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metaltxt.bsky.social•1 day ago

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ianmcloud.bsky.social•1 day ago

Post thirst traps on main? Old Bluesky still exists.

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•1 day ago

if you’re anything like me, and you know I am, any photo of yourself is a thirst trap

eddievega.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Why did I think he passed away at first 🤔

thunderbubble.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣💀 🤣💀🤣

elkmovie.bsky.social•1 day ago

We need to stop electing popes who'll be in their 80s when their terms end - these old Boomer cardinals have been holding on to power for too long and need to step aside and make way for a younger GenX pope

n3cropants.bsky.social•1 day ago

is this guy still available

myalt.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pope Francis has expired milk with that breakfast he received.

myalt.bsky.social•1 day ago

UPDATE: The Pope has bit the dust during breakfast... (his English muffin was sitting out when maids swiffered the hospital room, kicking up a mess)

ljvalente.bsky.social•1 day ago

can they not start a sentence with..."the pope passed"....the rest just doesn't come close...you could have said he passed a kidney stone...or passed on another drink....but passed and peaceful is not a good combination

hsw3k.bsky.social•1 day ago

no it was

ihavenodomain.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pope Francis has died…from shock at these prices! They’re outrageous!

dennissasikumar.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s gonna be all right!

yeahwellokay.bsky.social•1 day ago

The pope is dead tired from his illness.

kumimono.bsky.social•1 day ago

The pope, is no more, in need of intensive care.

jstrw.bsky.social•1 day ago

He kicked the bucket next to his bed on the way to the bathroom.

ma-at.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Pope Francis is rumored to have expired

canned goods in the papal pantry.

stevelittle.bsky.social•1 day ago

"got up and had breakfast in his armchair". Massive euphemism

parkerkosticak.bsky.social•1 day ago

No, probably not? A common thing you do when you are ill from pneumonia and you are 88. He’s not in the ICU, can get up, and seems to still have conversations.

n3cropants.bsky.social•1 day ago

i think they just mean it's an interestingly specific and slightly rare combination of words, so you kinda wanna read it as some kind of mysterious euphemism. in like... a silly, dirty-minded kind of way?

myalt.bsky.social•1 day ago

Apostles Creed...he is seated at the right hand of the Father, and got up and had breakfast in his armchair

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•1 day ago

from there he will judge the quick and the egg

allistronomy.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Pope is dead

That’s right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land!

carcrashrecorder.bsky.social•1 day ago

The pope has risen from his bed after the 3rd day of being dead asleep.

tsebiyah.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

nwclerk1989.bsky.social•23 hours ago

There's no other way to interpret that! :-D

brentwaggoner.bsky.social•1 day ago

Could you do that somewhere else, buddy?

bingo46.bsky.social•17 hours ago

🤡🌎

erinjoy.bsky.social•1 day ago

"This f*cking doctor!!!"

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•1 day ago

jeffreyworthen.bsky.social•1 day ago

We’ve lost him

microrave.bsky.social•1 day ago

I already have trust issues, I do not need more.

robingissing.bsky.social•1 day ago

Genuine LOL

lylatknight.bsky.social•1 day ago

I deadass heard this track playing while reading the headline.
https://youtu.be/KsoxjylnQ68?si=7RQgrvf68APZim_W

mjfrombuffalo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Literal LOL

stevenjs.bsky.social•1 day ago

How do you mean?

zeeb64.bsky.social•1 day ago

pope francis is in heaven now

that his armchair has been updated with a massaging back and heated seat

ikhandi.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is my favorite response, but I'm glad it was farther down the scroll so the comedy could snowball.

isaacbradshaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s going to be all right.

sophicthunder.bsky.social•1 day ago

augustors.bsky.social•1 day ago

Actually it was Dr. Spaceman from 30Rock

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•1 day ago

this is surgery, so don’t eat anything before you come in… because I’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you!

kphop.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s going to be all right.

marauder.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is how they were writing about Queen Elizabeth when she was on her deathbed 😭

singlauraluia.bsky.social•1 day ago

The pope has ceased to be in the bed, now he’s in the armchair.

amypento.bsky.social•1 day ago

Seriously

tallgayginger.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

ndygh17.bsky.social•1 day ago

May the Pope rest in peace….he has to be to very early in the morning and should not be disturbed.

michael-aloysius.bsky.social•1 day ago

gerts-michael.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gene Parmesan?

kphop.bsky.social•1 day ago

jontypesthings.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cackling

scottgoeke.bsky.social•1 day ago

kurtshriner.bsky.social•1 day ago

"We lost him"

kphop.bsky.social•1 day ago

He wandered away from his hospital room and it was a solid half-hour before we found him down in the cafeteria.

liampr1.bsky.social•1 day ago

".....his favourite newspaper but we found it again"

kendallrclark73.bsky.social•1 day ago

"How is His Holiness? Can we see him?"
Doc: He just passed a moment ago.
"Oh God!"
Doc: "Yes, he passed us on his afternoon walk. I think he's down at the nurse's station."