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Welcome…….. to the Cool Zone

sieg heil is so over bro, they’re calling your boy hitler cringe and boomer in the comments bro

Oh man I did that too. It was very good. I recommend standing in front of a Rothko for 30 minutes and yelling DANG

Please join me for a dramatic reading selected from this post

There’s a new Annie single on Spotify. Except wait! There isn’t! Because this is fake and uses a photo of her from 2010, is almost certainly AI generated slop that doesn’t even sound remotely like her, what a cool app we got here

a few hours in and i don’t think Avowed is like “good” but it certainly is extremely a game

there's a guy on our local Nextdoor that just comments "I know that guy, he's my web designer" on every photo of a spider that gets posted. he is the only person using social media correctly

hey how come no one told me the Avowed character creator is Build-A-Bjork

Median voter

Calling my doctor to ask about elective lobotomies

I'm instituting a complete and total ban on doomer sentiment in my replies. "Actually nothing good can ever happen and you're a naive fool if you think otherwise." Understandable given recent events but enough!

there are multiple posts on the Final Fantasy reddit asking how to buy every printing of every card in the upcoming Magic set, people explaining that this would cost them thousands of dollars, and the OP saying "yes i know, link me to where to do this"

nosferatu……..a cautionary tale about the undying need to suck on titty until the sun comes up

hey transit nerds

fetishizing…….. but wokely

I fully fully believe that despite having 235 children Elon has never had sex

today in american soccer news, the LAFC Armenian fan club says they’ll boycott the season if the team signs some turkish guy

Me but i’m talking about tech death fans

my daughter set up some sort of Peppa Pig summoning ritual

starting a chant at the mic: junta! junta! junta!