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Next Dem candidate has to be heavy law and order on white collar criminals. Imprison the CEOs baby

submitted 1 day ago • 67 comments

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

submitted 1 day ago • 445 comments

Shedeur Sanders, welcome to Winnipeg

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THE SOCIAL NETWORK was not harsh enough toward zuck

submitted 2 days ago • 390 comments

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

submitted 2 days ago • 1515 comments

i think it is bad that among the most influential people in government are the monomaniacal adherents of a millenarian tech cult

submitted 4 days ago • 69 comments

The Conservative plan claims that tax cuts for the richest 0.13% will actually INCREASE revenue. This nonsense has been disproved again and again and again.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I feel like tractors worked pretty well before the integration of software. Cars, too, for that matter.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

This should lead to criminal charges against Leland Dudek and the people at DOGE who did this. I’m deadly serious about it. They committed fraud by deliberately marking people dead who were alive.

submitted 8 days ago • 64 comments

This, and allow direct-to-consumer auto sales to kill the car dealerships that are a major power center for the worst people alive.

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

so you’re telling me an elon musk project made wildly inflated promises and then failed to get anywhere near delivering while causing chaos and ruining numerous lives … you don’t say

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

how the hell did we let a perpetually sunburnt guy who sounds like kermit the frog is drowning believe he’s the king of eugenics

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

lord willing we will one day prosecute miller for crimes against humanity

submitted 15 days ago • 411 comments

What a strange thing to have thought

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

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submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.

submitted 16 days ago • 171 comments

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

submitted 19 days ago • 546 comments

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

submitted 664 days ago • 57 comments

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

submitted 19 days ago • 102 comments

Folks,

submitted 19 days ago • 26 comments

Opening Bloomberg.com right now

submitted 20 days ago • 64 comments

I wrote about the MAGA bros finding out. www.laura-bassett.com/p/everything...

submitted 20 days ago • 14 comments

Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier

submitted 20 days ago • 70 comments

There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics

submitted 20 days ago • 467 comments

ChatGPT ass presidency

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submitted 23 days ago • 143 comments

i want nothing more than for jd vance to become a pariah whose name is a burden on him for the rest of his life.

submitted 24 days ago • 633 comments

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

submitted 24 days ago • 106 comments

And they’re gonna start paying their share

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submitted 24 days ago • 226 comments

Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.

submitted 24 days ago • 70 comments

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

submitted 26 days ago • 965 comments

I’m so jealous of Tim Walz right now. I can’t imagine how good it must feel to have Elon Musk go on TV and say that you - specifically - hurt his feelings so bad.

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.

submitted 28 days ago • 244 comments

Detain him with plainclothes masked men, send him to a Louisiana jail and don’t tell his lawyers where he is or you’re not serious about stopping shit.

submitted 28 days ago • 558 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 29 days ago • 851 comments

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In New York State, more people have reported being sexually harassed by Andrew Cuomo than the number of people killed by cyclists.

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

There it is:

submitted 32 days ago • 26 comments