Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.

Comments

lynnvee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Because it feels so good when you stop

eyesontheright.bsky.social•3 days ago

...I will not enact retaliatory policies.

undeadben.bsky.social•3 days ago

disirregardless.bsky.social•3 days ago

Elon’s surgeon will fix it up good as new 😉

salmonondave.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sorry, maybe it's obnoxious to respond like this, but I like this.

drobertsimg.bsky.social•3 days ago

He spoke to John Holmes about it. It’s all good.

civildisorder.bsky.social•3 days ago

Make CBT Hot Again

richburroughs.dev•3 days ago

Groceries is such a wonderful word.

poppyuzumaki.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is precisely why we needed someone without a dick and balls in the White House.

gracklehtx.bsky.social•3 days ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2c_-9kIjyU

bearymom.bsky.social•3 days ago

Promised myself I’d stop for the night when I had a laugh. Thanks—I’m tired.

blueskyminer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Comparing it to touching a hot stove is too kind. It'd have to be like, a neuropathic diabetes patient intentionally jamming their entire arm into a wood chipper.

4nn8rn.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks, it felt good to lol that hard. 😁

caseydriscoll.bsky.social•3 days ago

4d chess

I mean 4 deez nutz

kagglers.bsky.social•3 days ago

woodhouse.on.computer•3 days ago

“Pay no attention to how my cronies and I are front running each dick punch with stock shorts and then buying the dip between dick punches!”

georab.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tim - you certainly did.

dc-757.bsky.social•3 days ago

Every dick will be a millionaire, for some reason…

wendyrogovin.bsky.social•3 days ago

this sums it all up so perfectly. thank you.

josh2028.bsky.social•3 days ago

Video proof?

orangescrudd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thing is tho there are an awful lot of people who unironically enjoy getting hit in the dick and ballls

dinosaursenior420.bsky.social•3 days ago

stephenanth0ny.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounds like you have a future in onlyfans

mlobelart.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ben seriously thank you so much for this, I really needed a good laugh today and this delivered spectacularly

talentedripley.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sabotage.

totesnhose.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s at least a predictable rubric.

cursed.monster•3 days ago

1) wallop dick and balls
2) ?
3) profit!

cherylestora.bsky.social•3 days ago

In seriousness, look into the naked shorts and derivatives problem plaguing hedge funds and market makers. Tanking the economy right now will allow them to hide their crimes and get back to fleecing pension funds and cellarboxing American companies.

bencollins.bsky.social•3 days ago

Definitely part of it! Also just rank illiquidity across the board. Like eight guys are trying to get right with the fiat cash gods after playing a decade-long game of Russian Roulette with invisible money and inflated assets. It's coming at the expense of the existence of the United States.

cherylestora.bsky.social•3 days ago

These apes figured it out. Hedgies are already trying to set up blame to place on "meme stocks" when really it's all their own greed. Good data analytics in the $GME subReddits tbh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/hibx3LqpWS

luvieh.bsky.social•3 days ago

$NMAX (trump adjacent) just did a shameless pump & dump. this entire regime is going to be a free for all grift.

holyshitimfucked.com•3 days ago

notrite132.bsky.social•3 days ago

LMBO

mcianca.bsky.social•3 days ago

I was going with "economic terrorism" but yours has a better ring to it.

fredgrott.bsky.social•3 days ago

signed Melania...

methodnull.bsky.social•3 days ago

seltsamerweise.bsky.social•3 days ago

How is it that your explanation still makes more sense than his!?

nwcasebolt.bsky.social•3 days ago

The only thing Idiocracy got wrong is that “Ow! My Balls!” is actually a five-year economic plan.

zone50ruralcarrier.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's like Jackass but for the economy

blorpghost.bsky.social•3 days ago

dawsgetspolitical.bsky.social•3 days ago

Brought to you by my favorite show in Idiocracy: "Ouch My Balls!" 🤗

mamajkmcc.bsky.social•3 days ago

The billionaires will buy everything up for nothing and he'll back off

2024bigone.bsky.social•2 days ago

Another case of the obsenely rich becoming more so 🤬

andytobo.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who is in charge of our economic policy, Nico Harrison, amirite

doyoulikepizza.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is this on video?

shambollic.bsky.social•3 days ago

..."How does this work?" It's classified

multiplewords.bsky.social•2 days ago

r0ast3d.bsky.social•3 days ago

thank you, i needed to laugh so hard so I could cry

derpgently.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm not gonna lie, it's going to sting a little at first but it's going to do uh.. (waves hands vaguely) something really great in the long run.

kraniumkracka.bsky.social•3 days ago

shambollic.bsky.social•3 days ago

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

yelldebarge.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m jealous at least President Camacho was aligned with the people we don’t even have that.

itskalli.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm just glad my decades of watching Jackass have prepared me for this. What exactly is going to happen? I don't know, but I do know we're gonna end up hurting really, really badly at the end of it.

jbaloney00.bsky.social•3 days ago

Because a wallop feels better than a ballpeen hammer!

evidences.bsky.social•3 days ago

This started out reading almost like the title of a Chuck Tingle book.

terraincognita1968.bsky.social•3 days ago

😜😆😂 Truer words were never spoken!

interonaut.bsky.social•2 days ago

@paulrobalino.bsky.social "It will feel good."

tbrinkskysocial.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂😂😂

outtamylaine.bsky.social•3 days ago

Mads Mikkelsen and Daniel Craig endorse this plan.

bioteach2018.bsky.social•2 days ago

Excellent summation of current policy.

mountainmomma31.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

Hilarious because it's so relatable.

xxjammerxx.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_therapy_(economics) they are just doing at home what they've done abroad. they want to contract the economy enough that large swathes of the poor die off because of malthusian economic ideals. this is the baseline for neoliberal economics "some people have to die for the economy"