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brycetetraeder.bsky.social
Global Tetrahedron CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist.
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The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before. In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...

submitted 71 days ago • 26 comments

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social: theonion.com/a-message-of...

submitted 72 days ago • 31 comments

We’re always bunkmates at the annual Bilderberg Meeting.

submitted 82 days ago • 4 comments

Great guy!

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

Wait, they’re still on the board? I thought I had them killed.

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

Accusations of an improper workplace relationship between us are misleading.

submitted 90 days ago • 9 comments

This guy is godfather to my youngest blood boy.

submitted 93 days ago • 7 comments

He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s getting fired tomorrow.

submitted 94 days ago • 20 comments

We've done so much blow together.

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.

submitted 96 days ago • 39 comments

Just got to the studio. Podcasting mic all chewed up. Disgusting.

submitted 101 days ago • 26 comments

Please stop DMing me. I already have wives.

submitted 101 days ago • 16 comments

Global Tetrahedron is committed to silencing all voices.

submitted 101 days ago • 33 comments

Redundant InfoWars employees will be laid off with a humane 25-gram cocktail of Brain Force and pentobarbital.

submitted 101 days ago • 12 comments

To all the pathetic reporters asking: I am not available for comment as I am currently submerged in an adrenochrome fountain.

submitted 101 days ago • 45 comments

Any muscle mass or male sex hormones previously derived from SuperMale Vitality will be rendered inactive on December 1.

submitted 101 days ago • 6 comments

It has been a pleasure working with members of the Deep State, the global cabal of elites, and the United States shadow government to close this deal.

submitted 101 days ago • 23 comments

Infinite Growth Forever: global-tetrahedron.com

submitted 101 days ago • 131 comments

Read my full letter here: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

submitted 101 days ago • 36 comments

Put simply, we understand that The Onion is special, and Global Tetrahedron’s entire executive team is dedicated to extracting all the value we can from that specialness.

submitted 187 days ago • 17 comments