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He makes himself big

Been wondering how those Canadian CL-415 Super Scooper planes work that are doing water drops on the LA area fires….really cool and badass 🇨🇦💪!

The Beastie Boys’ ‘So What’cha Want’ -by The Muppets

AOC is the best

*terrible beatboxing noises* “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

Imagine 5 years ago telling an #nufc fan that they would win at Old Trafford, white hart lane and the Emirates in a week? In the words of Bobby Robson - fantasy island stuff.

Good grief. 😂

Another good one gone. Davie Laws rose from being a firefighter to chief exec of Newcastle International Airport. And he was NECC president for a couple of years. Loved his football, loved life, and loved a laugh. RIP Davie

Jim Ratcliffe so incensed he’s just emptied all the charity collection boxes at Old Trafford and sacked eight stewards

Bill Hader doing an impression of Oliver Reed explaining the difference between acting on stage & acting on film. Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up.

Well done RollingStone for reporting it accurately.

Naked Man Emerging From Ocean Must Have Just Finished Evolving theonion.com/naked-man-em...

A cracker from Andy Carroll 😮‍💨 On this day in 2010 ⏮️

Zappa was way ahead of his time - insightful and perfectly articulate.

Two seasons ago we'd rather die than concede. We might let in one but that's your lot. We just aren't that team anymore. Eddie Howe has shifted the mentility away from our biggest strength to some flawed "attacking team" philosophy. To put it bluntly, he's f*cked it. #nufc

With Farage back on Question Time last night... ...here is your reminder that Farage was on BBCQT a record-breaking 35 times before he became an MP. And, further, that the panellist selection on BBCQT has been heavily slanted to right-wing think tanks and commentators over the years.

The most privileged generation ever (NHS, free HE, affordable housing, well paid, final salary pension schemes etc) is also the most selfish. Bloody baby boomers.

“Migrants, illegal or legal, weren’t responsible for austerity. They weren’t responsible for Brexit. They weren’t responsible for Liz Truss’ failure. Because of populist policies in the ‘30s Hitler was elected. If we follow the same blaming of migrants we will go the same way” #bbcqt

Alastair Campbell roasting a rattled Nigel Farage.🔥 “You are somebody who will exploit any problem going for your own political ends. Brexit was a fundamentally damaging thing to this country. That is your one legacy and you now don’t even want to talk about it.” #bbcqt

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What a film that is…

Love this…more of this please @newcastleunited.com

Hate to go all “Arsenal”, but Fabinho dive, Isak “offside”, 98 minutes, Jota “penalty”, Isak “pen” tonight and then that full time whistle tonight…

Got to say, that was the game of the season so far at St James’ - absolutely brilliant match #nufc

That final whistle is absolutely mental! #nufc

Tony Hart and Morph on the set of Hart Beat (1984)

Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’ theonion.com/report-la-li...

Massive away win for the little fella.

Langley Park Industrial Estate…

A remarkable stat: Heidi Alexander’s appointment as Transport Secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history.

Starting her time with the heed-tha-bahlls as she means to go on…lying

My favourite insult

Goodnight everyone I hope you all have an amazing sleep Remember you know how your brain works It’s the thing that gives you the power to get through anything And you can and will Because you’re fucking fabulous ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙

Well that was absolutely terrible. West Ham played us like a fiddle - NUFC so predictable. Three seasons in and Howe still struggling to figure out how to play against the low block

The replies to @kathyburke.bsky.social’s tweet about a photo that inspired Blitz tells you everything you need to know about how vile & deranged it has become on there. You’ll always get weirdos & bigots - they’ll come here too - but it’s a tsunami over there. Especially if you’ve got a big account

This is who she is talking about. And the wording ‘Laying into’, considering the circumstances of the case, is vile.

Never forget the fake stories Coleen Rooney posted on instagram and made viewable only to Rebekah Vardy

10mins | 0-0 #EVEBRE All 4 sides of the stadium join in to sing Anthony Gordon’s name, A lovely moment 💙🤍 OHHHH ANTHONY GORDON 🎶💫

From the County Durham foothills - snowed in, car abandoned, footy on…lovely!

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Beating cancer and scoring to help save us from relegation - Jonas Gutierrez’ name is written in #NUFC history

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There can be only one…

Alexander Isak is magic 😎 #nufc

vs Watford, Gazza scored 5-0 vs ManU Beardsley Best shirt…

It’s because Garland isn’t an unqualified cocaine fueled pedophile. Hope that helps.