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brynjamin.bsky.social
extremely unfunny. They/them. I have never known a single fact
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drove an hour and a half to surprise my friend for their birthday. I was asked if I was staying for the party. I didn’t know there was a party. They asked how long I was staying. No idea. “Jesus Christ Bryn, do you just wait until the breeze changes to make decisions??” YES

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They served giant beers and it was the most fun I’ve ever had

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I just peed so much

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GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK AT THIS ONE

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the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

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God help us for creating a New England without destroying the first

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Psychologically preparing myself for my greatest challenge yet: going bowling with 15 of my closest friends

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I toured a medical history museum and there used to be a real medical journal called something like the journal of insanity and I said “that’s what my journal is called” and nobody heard me and so I repeated it and it turns out they did hear me they just didn’t laugh and that was my joker moment

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Cryptid spotted

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One mistake I never learn from is that I really cannot see shit without my glasses/contacts and “vibing it out” is not an effective way to shave my body hair You’re never going to believe this but I’ve made my pubes into something 4D

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Meds? Refilled. Car? Rented. Breakfast? Smoothie. I am unkillable and full of fruit

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