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i dont work here but i will try to help http://feedback.bsky.support // [email protected]
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goddamn some of you need to learn how to read

introducing a new feature: combo-block! now you can block someone up to five times after which they were never born

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

bsky app should hide the clock and battery bar. like how casinos dont have windows

it is now officially a violation of the bluesky social terms of service to be wrong

update: i thought yesterday was the 8th. it wasnt. so today is the actual anniversary

i will be banning people based on Vibes alone

some people have asked about certain features that bluesky lacks and why it is we do not have them. frankly, it is because this shit is hard, actually, like way harder than we thought it would be. each one of these lights means something

we heard your requests and are pleased to announce that an edit feature will be added to the official app in the next update! with it, you will be able to add or delete up to seven (7) characters

we will be introducing video uploads over the next while. one pixel of resolution will be added each update. we are pretty excited about this

as we roll out an exciting new feature tomorrow, remember that the best and fastest way to report a bug is to directly tag a member of the team

we are happy to introduce bookmarks! just reply to whichever post you wish to save with your email and bluesky password and it will soon appear in a private custom feed

its all “oh there are so many pornbots” and “i keep getting death threats” and its like what do people want us to do? moderate???

computers don’t even speak english do you know how hard this is

welcome to bsky dot support where we can answer all of your bluesky related questions, such as “what is bluesky” and “who are you” and “how did you get in here” and “i am calling security”

anything is possible at bluesky you can do anything at bluesky the infinite is possible at bluesky the unattainable is unknown at bluesky welcome to bluesky this is bluesky welcome to bluesky welcome this is bluesky welcome to bluesky welcome to bluesky

the server situation is desperate. time to start pushing buttons

sudo post banger

the moderation team will begin flagging photos based on if it would be funny

do not be fooled, the bluesky team is actually just some pigeons that live in my eaves. and also me. definitely me too

welcome to bluesky this is bluesky welcome to bluesky this is bluesky, welcome yes, this is bluesky this is bluesky and welcome to you who has come to bluesky

welcome to bluesky this is bluesky welcome this is bluesky welcome to bluesky you can do anything at bluesky anything at all the only limit is yourself welcome to bluesky

the bluesky logo is based on a real butterfly i got distracted by one time

the mission behind the development of the AT protocol is simple: what if the internet? and we here at bsky are finally answering that question, for good. what if the internet indeed

i am normal and can be trusted with whatever this button i just pushed does

i have seen great empires of posting rise only to fall in their time, a thousand castles built upon fickle sand, swept away by the strong waves of nanofame

does anyone have any questions? i know a lot about bsky including ventilation schematics for their HQ