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The golden bachelorette is so cringe

People act like dieting is some crazy thing but it's easy to get yourself in a calorie deficit. Instead of cereal in the morning, why not try black tar heroin?

Cybertrucks falling apart is sweet justice to me. Fuck that vehicular monstrosity and the man that sells them.

I got a good amount of money back from taxes but gotta kiss most of it goodbye to get my fucking car fixed. Annoying. 🙄

I pushed myself too hard yesterday and now I am so exhausted I can’t move from my bed. 😩

#chronicallyill #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

People saying I’m too thin is bananas. Being 90 pounds as a 5’1” female is suitable for my body. Mind your business and focus on you. I am not hurting you by existing. I’m in recovery, and I’m not losing weight at this point. I’m just trying to harm reduce and do the best I can. leave me alone

#toxicpositivity

My stomach tries to kill me if I eat foods that have food in them.

Fuck me is right. I don't understand anything I just read.

Omg I got summoned for jury duty again. Fuck offfffff

A workout and yoga all before 8 AM? I am that bitch. #blezzed

Northern Saw-whet owl 📸 mon_regard_sur_la_nature #Owl #bird #Birdoftheday #Nature

Me: *has a vagina* Republicans: Absolutely not.

Me every morning

2025 goals: Make and save money Become more unhinged and cringe

#SuperbOwl A beautiful short eared owl. 🦉 📷 greggardphoto #Owl #bird #Birdoftheday #Nature

How to tell if I'm tired: 1. Am I awake? #chronicfatigue #chronicillness

Great Horned Owl, my second favorite owl 🦉 📸 owl.hunter.1 #Nature #Birds #Owls #Photography

Every time I think ima die, I don’t. The devil is real

I’ll never forget when I had my s*icide attempt and my ex told me he didn’t feel bad that for me that I did it, he felt bad for the people around me.

Spreading the love 🫶 📸: Mriya Wildlife #Owl #love #Bird #nature

They added long legs on Hulu so I know what I’ll be doing tonight

This is Uni's perfect paw! :3 うにの完璧なお手です

Times are bad. Politicians have smooth brains and everyone is making their own podcasts.

Checklist for Today -Have breakfast -Open laptop -Read the news -Close laptop -Walk into the ocean

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please smuggle her into Canada.

I took the fattest nap

This dude in programming today said he has a dog and he hates her. Talk about fucking RED FLAG. Gimme your dog

Like WHYYYY do treatment centers have to be so extreme? Have y’all ever heard of balance?

Nobody eats a cheeseburger, fries and cheesecake for lunch. Plus breakfast and a snack before that. That is insane for any normal human and you expect someone recovering from sever restriction to complete that and if they don’t they get reprimanded? Goodbye

Feeling ✨️overwhelmed✨️ and in ✨️freeze mode✨️

I'm in a bad place right now, mentally and physically (America)

I want to punch everything right now.

There’s maybe like 3 Leo’s I’ve ever liked and my dad is one of them. But mostly because he does not act like a Leo.

Sometimes I forget that adhd and autism are actual disabilities and it’s okay for me to use my limited free time to just rest my brain 🥺

Chronic Illness GB #chronicallyill #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

At one point these two people were married

This is my new Tamlin fan cast for ACOTAR. #booktok #booksky #acotar

He is just a silly cat :3