bubbawiggles.com
Got born, got hurt, got sad, got smart, got bored, got addicted, got better, got a wife, got a kid, lost another, got angry, got real, got here.
bubbawiggles.com
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I have a song about one of the potential ways one could end up in prison involving amphetamines and a talking goat called "The Ram Jam" and you would hate it so fuck you
im so sorry he not normal to drink yet this his ant Felma dont call web plolice pleece
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well duh, you have to wait for them to grow into horsies before you can feed them diesel and make them fast.
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I read that it's a ten-foot doorway and the alien is actually 5'11" when standing upright.
Try again, NASA.
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It is an mystery of all them
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"Where there is yin, there is yang."
-some dead dude, but before he died tho
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I read your name wrong.
Have a follow.
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How does a landfill keep getting smellier?
Trash, added fresh daily and set ablaze.
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Couldn't even spell June.
It's a MONTH, we were BORN with it. Gawddang y'all.
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*voice whispers "reeeemeeeeeeemmmmberrrrrrrr"*
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I couldn't love this less than the appropriate amount which is a lot, it's a lot of-- I love it.
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I don't know if it's the cranked color on my monitor or if Sam's soul is speaking to me through his eyes, but YES SAM! I WILL MARRY YOU AS SOON AS I GET "THE DIVORCE"!
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Get assiiiiigned an FBI'er
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Way more fun than scary but that's what makes it a good recommend to a stranger! I was gonna say Reanimator but then From Beyond popped into my head. So two more!
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How about Abigail? Kids, vampires, a dude that looks way too much like peelon fusk, those three things are pretty scary.
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the west is ballin'
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#music #satire #acoustic #singer #songwriter #hashtag
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You should hold up a stereo playing "One Night in Bangkok" like in that movie.
Think it was called Shrek 2.
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cart made of LSD?
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gather these mystical items
1. a nail
2. a board
3. a hammer
4. professional headbutt training
3. a friend to remove the nail
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I just got beat up when I mentioned it but to be fair, I was in the woods tripping and stumbled upon a bunch of people in ghost robes or some kind of conehead cosplay. They were real mad about bluesky.
Mennonites maybe?
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We know you are, buddy.
We know you are.
Please take your pizza so I can leave.
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My cousin's half-brother knew a guy, fell out of a tree and got hit in the nuts a bunch of times. Married a dude. So sad.
Science is wild, brah.
You gonna hit this bong?
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I didn't expect to be this dorky this early here... but King of the Monsters did it.
Guy's name was even "Huge Frogger".
Weeeeeelp, I'll see myself back to the alley behind the Luv's on 41.
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Only juice Batman ever had on his face was the delicious juice of a Beeg Mak(TM), only at McDoland'z(TM)
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you'll be back when you meet the mole people
they have so many moles and they drop ass everywhere
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Every space is a safe space if you're the one holding the lightsaber.
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"A wild, heartwarming romp through the lives of a handful of people who are down on their luck and looking for a come-up." - a review by Siskel Roper, DDS