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bublywink.bsky.social
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Dad was watching a car chase on the tv and I started giving commentary with insight that I gained from moist cr1tikal

I thought trump was gonna end the war with one phone call

Wait so free speech means we can have Nazis but not bodily autonomy?

Bones are aching again maybe I should stop sleeping in the family guy death pose

Who cares about the stock market. The average person doesn't have stocks. We keep our money flowing through the economy instead of hoarding it away with imaginary numbers. Let it collapse

I think personally less education is always a good thing

Fish want me women scare me

Kinda hoping for a housing market crash tbh

Is anybody out there?

Just put them in your bag and walk out of the store. Don't even look at the price. The stupid alarms don't even detect DVDs anymore I promise

Kissing you on the mouth

Never mind more Indiana jones. We could have more Brendan Fraser mummy movies.

See, the thing that sucks most about social media, for me, is that I've never had an original thought

You ever think you should get up off the floor but you’ve been lying there so long that you have a warm spot and also the roomba has learned not to bump into you

Monday midnight shift makes me remember why I'm anti work

i think we should keep daylight savings not because its necessary but because complaining about it brings us together as a community

i actually love daylight savings time. fuck it, it's 3am now. time isn't real what are you gonna do about it

took me three hours to watch a two hour movie last night

renting that crane twice a year is such a waste

working midnight is wild because it follows my natural sleep schedule of sleeping all day but also it goes against my natural sleep schedule of sleeping all night

watched a tom hanks film that doesnt exist in my dream last night. honestly was his best work

alright whats all this then?