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bunglemeister.bsky.social
applied for clown college but couldn’t cut it in the circus. they/them
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His brain is oatmeal and he likes the attention. It's not fucking hard to figure out lmao

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Real people aren’t embarrassed by this. He proves time and again his “little kid” instincts like riding in a trash truck, working a drive thru, eating fast food, etc., are the same impulses children have and voters eat that shit it up while resistance libs act like it matters. Nobody cares.

submitted 17 days ago • 25 comments

i will never stop reading the new york times (i get it for free through university and i am NOT paying for another high-quality publication like that no matter what kind of slop gets published in the opinions section)

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

having accidentally goofed too hard, i now find myself trapped in a veritable sack of balls as the Federal Bureau of Intercourse ties me to a chair and begins to slowly remove my brain using nothing but a very tiny shovel (not to be confused with a spoon or with Nigel Farage)

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

the only thing standing between me and total mental collapse is Primus

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

fucking send help i took a wrong turn at the mackinac bridge and now i’m in the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

excited for tomorrow’s temperatures to rise from Siberian Gulag to Dairy Queen “Freezer”/Smoke Room

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about the TikTok ban. I have some thoughts, most of them pretty frustrated: mtulode.com/10926/opinio...

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

is it joever yet?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

ah fuck i lost all of my life savings in Oligarchycoin

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

IT’S TRUDEAUVER

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

skylar

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

In the United States where I live people say it colloquially to mean a certain type of tea I cannot help this is how language and socialization works unfortunately my brain goes along with it

submitted 76 days ago • 34 comments

It’s Time

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

god damn it i love fishing (and by fishing i mean chucking enough bricks into the Chicago River to build a scale model of the Hoover Dam)

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

The Flint Water Crisis

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

ate too much asparagus and saw god at Thanksgiving ‘24

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

“Is there ANYONE in Arcane who likes men???” Viktor:

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

thank you to my friend who introduced me to the way jerma thinks the arcane theme goes. i am absolutely obsessed

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

Ed Balls

submitted 102 days ago • 188 comments

i think eye contact in college study spaces should be abolished

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

this is no different than giving your younger brother a controller that isn't plugged in and telling him he's helping

submitted 105 days ago • 25 comments

From being investigated for sex trafficking minors to AG. This is absolutely insane. I expect a full on revolt in the DOJ.

submitted 106 days ago • 39 comments

getting through the next four years through sheer denial. gender affirming healthcare outlawed? no it wasn’t. national guard at my door? i hardly know ‘er. term limits repealed? better get ready to vote for biden again i guess

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

predicting it now. Skylar will be the next nominee for president of the United states. Skylar ‘28 Skylar wave y’all

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

ben folds e squared over 2

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

do you guys think Dr. Rock could cure my “tragic flaw” (being gay and autistic)

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

my twink is much gayer than yours (my twink can walk right through the door)

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 112 days ago • 11 comments

feel like shit just need Steve Albini back

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

No, I do not care how many fancy ice cream shops are in Charlotte or how fancy the Italian food in suburban Dallas is, I am not moving to the South. I have integrity and you can pry it out of my dead, cold (so very snowy and cold), Midwestern hands, okay buddy?

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

can’t stop, addicted to the bungle

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 136 days ago • 9 comments

I'm a gay teacher in a blue state. When I get home from a long day of transing kids against their parents' will, there's nothing I like more than unwinding with a fun night of controlling the hurricane machine.

submitted 140 days ago • 46 comments

got my big bag of raisins and rusty tacks and things :3

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Landslide Victory for the Landslide Party (Washington DC buried underneath 2000 feet of rubble)

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

leaving your mother’s house

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

overheard a lady at the vet saying she named her lhasa apso Marshall, after Thurgood Marshall. i guess i can see the resemblance

submitted 150 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 172 days ago • 1 comment

The debat.

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment