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你的冰箱跑步吗？

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The fuck kinda sentence is "he is, is he?"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

up late working for the radical leftist state government collating documents for our Wokeness Report

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

oh no

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's absolutely bizarre to me that we've built AIs that are better "personality hires" than engineers. We invented an algorithm for being personable before one that can build software independently.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

god I am so mid at magic

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

>open old social media >check likes >"You have to like your partner's selfies" rule waiting behind the corner to hit me over the head with a frying pan

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

the budget bill apparently calls for adjusting public safety pension payments for inflation?? What?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

Good Evening, the "Toronto Maple Leafs" were a 98 year sociological study conducted by Queen's University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

submitted 20 days ago • 43 comments

If I had a career plan it would say "improve patience skills with direct reports"

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

every awful thing that the university does or allows to happen in this documentary mirrors something that happened to me or my sibling basically beat-for-beat. Great documentary, unfortunately still relevant today. Was hooting and hollering at the midpoint

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

On a scale of one to infrastructure week, how real is "Trump will recognize Palestine"

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"

submitted 24 days ago • 166 comments