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Some of these feel like they could be banger Mountain Goats tracks
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"The space between 'Click' and 'and' and 'and' and 'Clack' is unequal" type shit
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gators purvey a shade of orange that is garish and frankly, uncouth
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“No”
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I don't know exactly what number I would deem acceptable as an asset limit but it has seven digits
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for the record it is my opinion that our Efforts are Insufficiently Woke. only four Wokeness Projects in our department. those are rookie numbers
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They do what in the 7th inning
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Of course "brand equity" ain't worth anything if you're not making money with it
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You know she probably is worth around $29 mil if she just totally sold out. Could probably milk some book deals, hit the talk circuit, do the usual grifter stuff
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That shouldn't be a problem as long as-- wait, it's not the one all the judges come from, is it?
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Maybe there are income/deduction combinations which DO converge, in which case we must consider only those specific combinations of household income and car debt to be permissable; all others are forbidden by the tax code. Take it up with your employer or lender, people.
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It's literally just fucking Star Wars 2: Piss Filter Edition
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We've literally flipped xkcd.com/1425/ on its head. We have no idea what's easy and hard anymore. We have computer programs that can identify a picture to be "cat asleep in a red blanket on a couch", but can't even match the computational skills of a four-function calculator.
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like. why are you holding my cat?? unhand him at once you vexatious shrew
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Looking forward to the massive hole blown through the budget in fifteen years to cover payments to retired cops
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What part of "defined benefit" was unclear to you
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I don't know what I expected
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You're reminding me about the visual perception unit in my human factors class because I now remember learning about luminance and intensity
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I had that done for the first time in a long time recently and it was a wild experience. That and the tinted eye drops.
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We're not accustomed to visitors
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People keep saying this but I just see Twitter. I feel like I'm using the app weird
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Wait what the heck? Welcome
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I think he's honestly more happy than not. Any American is a bigger step forward for his perspective than someone who more closely shared his ideological predilections
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What the--
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"Teams" refers to me firstly to the thing wearing Skype's skin
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That's actually pretty funny
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He cooked I'm afraid
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I think it's more like half fundamentally cannot and almost all the rest struggle mightily to do so
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keggy: "I've mastered the ability to stand so incredibly still that I've become invisible"
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Would it then be fair to say it's no more dangerous than it would normally be, except that your natural aversion to intense light is suppressed?
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Oh I'm well aware that it's not a great idea to stare at the sun, I'm just wondering why an eclipse is somehow more dangerous
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the ball skeet journal