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27. Writer, Horrifying Eldritch God, Harbinger of a Cool Fun Time. The world is quiet here.
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Accidentally soothing the climate anxiety of the migrating fish by having Xanax in the water

How much money do these fucking mobile games have to be doing this many huge celebrity commercials all at once. I’m being inundated

Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

movie you've watched more than six times using gifs 🎬

A headline from Hell. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...

say what you will about katy perry but ruining your career by going to space is genuinely a brand new thing for someone to do

Celeste dos Cravos An illustration commemorating the Carnation Revolution that took place in Portugal on the 25th of April of 1974, and the woman, Celeste Caeiro, who gave the revolution its name with a simple gesture :) 25 de Abril Sempre, Fascismo nunca mais! ✊

happy april 25th aka the perfect date ✨

From the Archives — 2022 04 20-26

THE CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN EXTENDED!! We now have until MAY 7 TO GET ALL THE WAY UP TO $90K!!! HELP US MAKE MORE SHORTS!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/jel...

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Hearing rumors that a dark horse candidate for pope is emerging and it’s Top Christ Following Man Kelvin Gemstone?

never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights

Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy. Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

‘CONCLAVE’ releases on Prime Video tomorrow. Read our review: bit.ly/ConclaveDF

(on phone) yeah, no I got a few irons in the fire. also thinking about applying for that pope position that just opened up

David Byrne timidly exits a waterlogged suit and scuttles across the sizzling sand. Until he locates an improbably larger suit, he will be left vulnerable to seagulls and other hungry predators. At last, salvation: He finds an abandoned gray suit in a tide pool and crawls into his spacious new home.

I won’t die on this hill yet. I’ll nap on it first to make sure it’s comfy.

"Today’s builders of Babel tell us that there is no room for losers, and that those who fall along the way are losers. Theirs is the construction site of hell." [Pope Francis, 18 April 2025]

I am two weeks behind on my good news roundup so here we go. What you missed in good news during the worst modern timeline. A thread/

Don’t link to the latest NYT mainstreaming of the anti-trans hate movement they support and aggressively defend. Instead, share this Onion article explaining their motives.

If you have a minute to spare today ⬇️

one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

rice is so fuckin good dude do yall know about this? this shit goes crazy

Two new studies suggest that Parkinson's disease can potentially be treated with stem cells placed in a patient's brain.

Telling my job I unfortunately have to increase my salary to offset the tariffs

The rollout of Direct File was a genuine unequivocally good thing (unless you’re a huge Intuit shareholder or something), and I know a few people who worked very hard on it.

they’re literally just working off Canary Mission’s list

Sharing the popular memes, now with ALT texr. Post from @ablington.bsky.social : “yes”

Since September 2024 I have found myself cycling through old obsessions seemingly out of nowhere and I’m still trying to figure it out

!! CALL TO ACTION !! #Booksky please join me in the fight to save our libraries. EveryLibrary is working hard to save the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), which is the federal agency charged with distributing Congressionally approved funds to state libraries and grant recipients.

The Weave #art #bg3

When I talk about the negative consequences of the internet, I don’t mean the internet is fundamentally bad or that it should be destroyed or that people shouldn’t be able to connect at scale. What I mean is that the most popular internet platforms have been weaponized to incentivize bad behavior

You know when you only know a show tangentially because of a friend or a family member and realize years down the line you accidentally developed Opinions about it? Anyway. I cannot BELIEVE they killed two of the best side characters off of Bones AND banished a third to jail.

everyone on BlueSky recently

a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad.

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