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✨ You can’t spell Butthole without Thole ✨ 28. she/her. st paul. i do fullstack web dev and art and gems and plants. Left is Best. Mostly posting about my brand new house for now. Ask me about my favorite color!
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The app for my mortgage payments is complete dogshit so i just found out my february payment never went through because the autopay i set up decided to just... wait until march to kick in? even though i set it up in january???

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yes i got laid off but i also got tickets to see justice when they come to minneapolis this summer so things could be worse

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What in the FUCK does instagram think it's doing

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CAN THE WETSUIT FETISHISTS LEAVE ME ALONE??? I'M LITERALY JUST A SCUBA DIVER GO AWAY AND JACK OFF TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

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went to the eye doctor and my eyes didn't get evenly dilated so i came outta there looking brain damaged : )

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mrld.me i think i set the dns stuff up correctly? anyways now i get to do the fun part and actually build my website : D

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today was WETSUIT TRYON DAY and sweet jesus i forgot how much of a workout putting these on is

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Found a charger and it came on immediately, and it's almost entirely Daft Punk lol

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My mom has been going through all the old stuff in her house and i literally fucking screamed and jumped for joy when she pulled this bad boy back out. I've been trying to find it for like a DECADE!

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The cats apparently say: 5 02 PLA

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I actually just screamed out loud pulling this up on my phone

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Day 2 of being unemployed and I'm using a hand lens to take macro shots of the ice crystals on my frozen burrito

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Learning AWS is so fucking scary it's like jumping into some kind of dark magic but instead of risking permanent disfigurement for getting a spell wrong it automatically deducts $5000 from your bank account with no warning

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i love that the water dispenser in our fridge stops working when the temperature is -0 💚

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considering getting a new laptop to replace my 2015 macbook pro. pretty sure i want a new pro over an air because I want to try and get back into doing music production and would rather have a fan kick on than the cpu throttled... but man that price 😭 probably getting a refurb

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In huge personal news: I bought my first domain names today. i ended up going with two cool ones

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Victor Vasarely, Arny (Ombre), 1967–1968

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I was worried about next month cuz i'll be scuba diving in 60° water, but it turns out i've been training myself in the basement to handle stuff that's even colder so I should actually be just fine

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getting my period on valentine's day got me feeling homicidal 💅

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Finally invested in nail polish thinner and the rush you get from restoring 12 year old nail polish is so exhilarating

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Managed to write what i think is a great first draft of my resume!!

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Why does updating linkedin feel so humiliating

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FUCK!!!!

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The last-sunday-before-layoff sunday scaries are no fuckin joke man

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Accidentally bought fat-free half and half That shit should be illegal

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Do we make a cute mii couple

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Definitely the most instagrammable muffins i've made so far (banana bread!)

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The more I think about it being laid off with 6 months of severance has the potential to be one of the best things to ever happen to me

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Getting laid off totally screws with my plans of trying to get surgery to get an official endometriosis diagnosis. Fuckkkkkkk

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Why do i feel like I saw this coming. Like the vibes have just been slightly off for like, the last few months. but ESPECIALLY the last few weeks. Bad bad vibes.

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I have this crazy superstition that surgery leads to layoffs at my company. I had two teammates who had surgery and then got laid off later that year. I have plans to get surgery sometime this year and had a thought in the back of my mind that it meant im next. I WAS RIGHT

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Well I just got laid off.

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Ugh this wall color was such a good call it's soooooo pretty

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Btw, watched Conclave for the first time ever last night and i think it might be my new favorite movie i've ever watched in my entire life

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Found some ancient relics in the wall we just opened a hole into. Not much as far as old houses go but its cooler than nothing!

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Finished ripping out the last of the bookshelves and immediately had to collapse on the couch because of crippling abdominal cramps 😎

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

One of the nice things about deciding to redo these shelves is that we can actually put them back in correctly. Whoever put these in just picked a random orientation so theyre like half upside down lol

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Crappy iphone mock-up of what I want to do to the shelves... Restoring the finished wood under the white paint and either a near-black for the back and sides or some sort of dark textured wallpaper to replace the wallpaper that's there now (and tomorrow i will clean the TV!)

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New paint accidentally matches the nails 💅

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HELL yes

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Another breathtaking view from the midway menards. It's like this almost every time i go here

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I'm missing so many fun things tonight because of my stupid self-imposed painting schedule!!! Gah!!!!!

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