buzzandhum.bsky.social
Words can buzz and hum like in insects in the air.
I'm not actually a cat. But that's a secret.
Pōneke. Aotearoa.
I was BuzzAndHum. I stil am.
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It's the scuttlebutt around Thorndon.
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I reckon just go for what works. Overly sculpted beards are never that good to look at.
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(Stupid typo. Te Kaha, of course.)
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Hmm, I think it's more likely his staff might be on his payroll, but don't work for him.
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"Prime Minister, are you aware?"
*look, actually, I think we can all agree I'm making sure we are all aware how I ran an airline."
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Ah, but that's why you have a crown limo. So you can cross the street without even being exposed to the poors.
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Oh, no, they'll keep circling until the right spot on Luxon's back presents itself.
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*checks notes.*
*asks Willis what he should do*.
"But when I used to run Air New Zealand."
*does nothing.*
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He'll have to ask Willis and Bishop what they think, first.
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Genuine lol.
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Oh, come on, not even you could smoke that much Russell.
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"'Easy money, they said. Cushy retirement! A seat on any board I choose!' I didn't sign up for actually having to do anything!"
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Oh, he just put on his best stunned mullet when asked about the PRC Navy conducting exercises in the Tasman.
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"Stunned mullet" doesn't even begin to describe his face when questioned about Chinese live-fire exercises in the Tasman Sea.
"John Key didn't tell me about this!" seems his default expression.
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It's in a jar. No bishing or even boshing required!
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But who is going to ferment the soy paste?
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It ain't natural.
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It's suits my laziness. Cook off some coconut cream in a cast iron dutch oven, then add the spice paste. Let it simmer for a while, then add the beef. A bit more coconut milk, lid on, leave it alone until whenever you feel like cooking the rice.
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They didn't have any Jethro Tull?
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I might sound uncouth, but the Ayam paste hits all the notes I want from a rendang, with far less hassle.
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All it needs is a bit of:
youtu.be/qO0oaeJazt4?...
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Oh. Funny, like Steve Bannon doing a seig heil funny. Those CPac people are endlessly funny.
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What the fuck is going on in that picture?
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Too soon.
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That's a weird typo to suddenly appear. We both know I meant to write "Amber Benson."
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The way Amber Benso just delivers that line.
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The biggest bestest ally anyone could have.
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Hey. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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I mean, have you seen *waves arms vaguely* everything?
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A yuge ally. Yuge.
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Yeah, shrug. I find it all very funny. If I didn't, I'd cry.
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I mean, if anyone has to blow up Norfolk Island, it may as well be the People's Rupblic of China.
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I love how we've a similarly bleak sense of humour.
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"Mum. You're embarrassing me."