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New today on the site: Our Community issue continues, with Griff Maloney on Wim Wenders' PERFECT DAYS

Mads Mikkelsen is a vampire on a feeding frenzy capitalizing on the chaos in Revolutionary Era France. Jodie Foster is the woman hunting him. (Bonus: both actors speak French.) Title - Reign of Blood #Hannibal 🩸🩸🩸

Michelle Gomez and Michelle Fairley play art thief sisters who discover they have a half-sister (Lara Pulver) who works at an auction house. They convince her to join their latest heist against the man who has so very wronged them in..... FOOL ME THRICE

Sarah Paulson & her sister Michelle Dockery have to get a stolen Peruvian potato statue from Boston to Denver to rescue their dad (Charles Schaughnessy) who smuggled the statue & is being held hostage by Peruvian mercenaries until it's returned. The intended buyer has other ideas. Title: Free Papa

This is lovely.

Incredible thank you to Bright Wall/Dark Room for allowing me to be weird and personal about this film. It's so colored with my personal story that I didn't know if I had the goods to write about it. Could not have done it without them. Go read it! Go watch Perfect Days! Go be kind to the world!

New today on the site: Our Community issue continues, with Griff Maloney on Wim Wenders' PERFECT DAYS

Carrie Coon and Anna Torv finally get to play sisters—as God and destiny have always meant it to be—dealing with a long estrangement while coming together to run the family ranch after their father’s death. Give it a sweeping title like IN HIGH COUNTRY.

Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds play rival LA private eyes who, through mistaken identities, run afoul of the same cops, gangsters, and feds and have to team up to solve the mystery and survive. It’s called Aren’t You That Guy?

A screwball comedy in which Cate Blanchett and Isabelle Huppert team up to open a detective agency in 1920s Manhattan, specializing in marital surveillance and excellent cheekbones. It’s called “Gumshoes and Heels.”

Samara Weaving & Joseph Gordon-Leavitt in a 1940s Singin' in the Rain-style musical. Then aliens invade. Our heroes discover the creatures can target them by following their voices, so they have to communicate through movement. It's called Shut Up and Dance.

A comedy about a Tony winning Broadway actor (Jeremy Strong) who has a public meltdown, and has to go to work for his wrestling promoter brother (Zach Galifianakis). Hijinks ensue. It’s called Jazz Hands and Bodyslams

Oscar Isaac & Nick Offerman Full-out Spaghetti Western blowout in which both are Men With No Name reluctantly forced to work together when they ease into an iron fist gripped town at the same time from opposite directions. The Sun Sets Either Way

Shea Whigham and Lamorne Morris as wise-cracking fugitive monster hunters in Creature Mayhem Prison Break.

1.Richard Ayoade and Tom Hardy 2.Ayoade plays Tom Hardy's childhood bully. They haven't seen each other in decades but are brought together when they are the only survivors of a plane crash in a remote wilderness. They must work through their past and work together to survive. 3.Oh It's You Again

1) Daniel Day Lewis & Joaquin Phoenix 2) Two notoriously intense method actors vie for the covered role of a serial killer in an upcoming horror movie. But the rivalry gets deadly as they both get a little too into character. 3) Killer Audition

1. Patrick and Arnold Schwarzenegger 2. Western about an idealistic, newly minted young sheriff (Patrick) who must hunt down his career criminal father (Arnold). 3. Manifest Destiny

1) Robert Downey Jr. and Jeffrey Dean Morgan 2) Estranged brothers who come home to help their mother after their father's death. Includes competition over a school classmate they were both in love with. Mom wisecracks through her grief. Family dramedy/romcom/screwball. 3) Fraternal Association

1) Alan Ritchson and Ma Dong-seok. 2) Strait-laced LA cop gets saddled with a boozing, brawling Korean detective on an exchange program. 3) Beast Meets West.

1) Cary Grant and George Clooney 2) Screwball comedy where a cat burglar teaches his son the ways of the trade, but both end up falling in love with one of the marks. Also: so many mustaches 3) Heartbreak and Entry

1) Lena Horne and Halle Berry 2) Grandmother goes to arts university with the encouragement of her granddaughter 3) “Lessons Unsung”

1. Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain, Bryce Dallas Howard 2. Three women (sisters) adopted into different families as children find each other, look for their biological mother who disappeared 40 years earlier. Mom would be Celia Weston who has been in prison all this time. 3. [No clue.]

Kieran Culkin and Dwayne Johnson are undercover agents posing as bartenders in a gentleman's club trying to crack a drug smuggling ring in the buddy comedy "Hold My Beer"

Vanessa Redgrave and Joseph Quinn Grandon hears that his grandmother has a couple of months left in life: organises a puzzletour to see artworks through the EU. During their journey, they are kidnapped by a group of beginning art criminals who know nothing about art. The Tiepolo Travels

Comedy in which Lon Chaney Jr struggles to bring up his three obstreperous wards, when further complications arise due to neighbour Katherine Hepburns's pet leopard getting loose on the property. Romance ensues Title: Bringing Up Spider Baby

Pola Negri and Ivan Mosjoukine Dueling private investigators in a globetrotting adventure with a massive budget and even more massive hats, both crossdress at some point The title would be something terribly stylish in French but Americans will release it as Parisian Nights or something

Michael Cera is Detective Matt Thick, Arnold Schwarzenegger is Detective Alan Thin. They solve some crimes, get in scrapes and Arnie swings Cera like a whip in… THICK AND THIN.

I think there was a New Yorker cartoon that depicted a movie marquee with the following. LAURA DERN & LOREN DEAN IN LORNA DOONE

I want Hong Chau & Stephanie Hsu in a remake of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? Hong Chau would be the Joan Crawford role and Stephanie Hsu would be the Bette Davis role. I want & need this!

Walton Goggins and Viola Davis. Another Midnight Run. No description needed.

1) Pick two actors that have never appeared in a movie together 2) Describe the basic plot and/or genre 3) Give the movie a title

As a massive fan of the Talking Heads and director Mike Mills, it was a treat to interview Mills about the films that influenced his new music video for “Psycho Killer”, as well as how the band themselves have informed so much of his work. Read the interview on @letterboxd.social here: boxd.it/2zg

Beyond surreal to be featured as an Editor's Pick over at Longreads, touched to be given such a lovely spotlight 💜

I spent a decent chunk of time at @eflind.bsky.social's wedding discussing my deep love and appreciation of Jackass. This piece is wonderful. Jackass is wonderful.

"Jackass, as we saw it, was a kind of community-building, of getting closer to those you love by partaking in the stupidest, most humiliating, most dangerous acts imaginable. " — @nataliesnotinit.bsky.social‬ for @bwdr.bsky.social‬ www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/05/30/l...

This whole piece speaks to my relationship with this franchise in so many ways (ht @e-van-every.bsky.social)

Pod quiz, hot shot: The inimitable @aheartofgould.bsky.social joins the pod for a lively chat about the glories of SPEED (1994)! We get into: repetition compulsion & classical Hollywood storytelling, Keanu’s peak hotness, does Jeff Daniels close his eyes?, what it means to “become bomb” & more...

Pod quiz, hot shot: The inimitable @aheartofgould.bsky.social joins the pod for a lively chat about the glories of SPEED (1994)! We get into: repetition compulsion & classical Hollywood storytelling, Keanu’s peak hotness, does Jeff Daniels close his eyes?, what it means to “become bomb” & more...

With Scarecrow currently on Criterion, I'm reposting my piece for @bwdr.bsky.social on the most downer buddy movie of all time. www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2023/03/16/b...

There’s nothing that makes me laugh harder than this franchise, and I think it’s because there’s nothing quite like laughing with your friends; and that to me is the guiding truth of this series. Put differently, nothing says I love you like batting a ball at your best pal’s privates.

The Devil In the Details: The Stiflingly Chic Interiors of ROSEMARY'S BABY

A couple summers ago, I taught a JACKASS-themed Word West writing workshop. Every week, we'd chat about one of the movies for an hour, then workshop their stories. It was the best! For many reasons, "it feels like it can belong to anybody, that anybody can become a part of it" big among them.

SPEED pod coming your way within the hour…

It was an absolute treat creating the illustration to accompany the wonderful essay by @nataliesnotinit.bsky.social on JACKASS for the @bwdr.bsky.social Community issue. Go and check it out: brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/05/30/lau… Big thanks to @aheartofgould.bsky.social for the opportunity!

This is excellent. As with JACKASS itself, move beyond the preconceptions you might have.

me realizing via googling that “cinema” is very similar to the word “kinetic” for a reason

that's why i refuse to use baby talk and only refer them as "cinema". now to take a big sip of coffee and look up that word's etymology

(Pops head up, leaves clinging to hair) "Movies" was originally a slang term that could be derogatory and applied to both motion pictures and the people who made them.