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Fourteen-and-a-half years ago, around now, I finished my last drink. It is a miracle that I haven’t had a drink since, and it is so clear the life I lead now is only possible because of that. Like now: Holidays with family now are so different. I love and cherish the time — and am grateful for it.

I always thought the D-Day invasion never seemed all that hard. I assumed me and friends could have handled it, no problem. But then I found out it was at 6:30 in the morning, and now I respect the troops.

Social media sounds exhausting for some of you what with your constant tapping the signs, offering daily reminders and checking off your bingo cards

When social media sites tell you moderation has limits I want you to know there was a time when you could only find the worst people on obscure forums created for being offensive because everywhere else moderated them into those corners.

Once upon a time, not the entire internet was 4chan. Only 4chan was 4chan, because everywhere else would kick you out for Doing 4chan in their spaces. It sounds utopian, but it is true.

In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️

We MUST keep vaccines. have you written your Senator to let them know?

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

How it started: How it’s going:

True

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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

“In the Soviet Union everyone lived in the same house and planned microdistrict. At least if you have money you have choice here” The choice you get with wealth:

incredible stakes

i’ve never been horny, no idea what it’s like. i assume keratinous protrusions are involved but im not sure

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

#366DayMusicChallenge #333 A Favourite Song By Artist That Begins With Letter "D": Dirty Vegas, “Days Go By" youtu.be/gLCduDJVksc?... I was OBSESSED with this when it came out. Had it on repeat for WEEKS. It's IRRESISTIBLE. The video ain't bad either. There's a longer cut, but I prefer this one.

Chin up, Gregg Wallarse, you can now go back to being a greengrocer where you can say “I’d love to see my pear juice dribbling down your chin” and “would you like to see my plums?” to middle aged women of a certain age without any recriminations.

Finished the new decorations *just* in time for December.

Speaker: All mothers are proud of their sons Mrs. Hegseth (shouting in background): NOT MY SON HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT

I can hardly wait!

the worst part of getting fired from the unemployment office is still having to go in the next day

WTF is happening here?

I God, will now create a new word: Shituation. This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.

The John Le Carré Advent Calendar - My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com Books. (with apologies to @realjohnlecarre.bsky.social and @harkaway.bsky.social)

the beauty of Home Alone is that, unlike pretty much any other movie I loved when I was younger, I have not come to sympathize with the grown-ups one bit as an adult

These are the members of ‘The Village People,’ the musical group that made the song ‘YMCA.’

My son just said he’s, “confuzzled.” I asked, “what’s that?” He says, “it’s the skibbidiest way of saying ‘sigma ohio.’” …I feel like he just swore at me. Do I send him to bed? What do I do?

can a man get a “hell yeah” for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal

happy black friday everyone

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

“sing us a song, you’re the piano man” piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well

zuckerberg alarmed by success of bluesky, reportedly questioning longterm goal of "walled garden filled with highly censored brand slaves pummeled by hail of contempt"

Dark ages #2 coming at ya!

the "david morse in 12 Monkeys" character who starts the bird flu pandemic is going to be someone who wants their friends to all get together on zoom again