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i’ve never felt that much pride in pride month, my sexuality is as much a part of my identity as my blood type, which is to say none. i just like cock. that’s it

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we all hated london and left after the first day fuck london

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this hits especially hard as i’m visiting the uk. i and most americans are used to companies saying like “since 1979!” and then my granny tells me about this little park she goes to that was made in 1543, and how it’s empty most of the time so she likes having tea there

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i don’t know why people make fun of comic sans and papyrus so much when cooper black and hobo std are genuinely probably 100x more common

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i’m going to the uk for two weeks tomorrow. cool

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i discovered i like ranch yesterday +0.01% adult

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i've been seeing people abbreviating this at ts lately. normally i'm fine with funny abbreviations people make, but it's a four letter word man. you can type this.

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what the fuck is this guy’s problem

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these characters are sooo two-dimensional (review of times new roman)

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ignoring the orange man bad i think it would be funny if there was a second panel of trump cutting off the /left wing/ of big bird. like the thing he said. left wing. joke.

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“man, i wonder why this graph isn’t working! all my math checks out!” the arctan function secretly giving different results for 1/0 and 1/-0:

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magician banker: is this your card? (debit card)

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i tell myself a lot that i hate reading but in reality i've just been reading shit books, slaughterhouse five is so funny and so good i love it read it now

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it’s my big 17 and i watched mickey 17, it was good. not great but still good

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it's my birthday tomorrow but i want literally nothing so my parents feel bad that they don't have anything in mind to get me

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it’s incredible the ability the brain has to make funny faces out of the patterns in the ceiling and carpet

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i like townscaper

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i liked spiderverse 2 significantly more outside of theaters i think theaters are making me like movies less at this point

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ohhh it's almost like tarrifs are bad or something

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i wonder what the following page of all those people with 100k followers looks like

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one year until 17776 becomes real

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have i mentioned how the cold sucks already

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thanks to this very bad cold or whatever this is i am now consistently thinking about what would happen if i died in my sleep and coughing literally every 2 god damn seconds, work faster nyquil fuck you

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i wanna sit down you asshole

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ohhhh it’s called the cold because you feel cold when you have it, i’m really enjoying learning this through experience

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i don't get the fidget toy business, why do i need a whole fidget cube or stress ball specifically made for fidgeting when i could be given a rubber band and be entertained for hours

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cool

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my cat not only is fine with but actually really enjoys me using her as a pillow so i just took a 2 hour nap on top of her today

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apparently my brother was depressed for a while because i was bisexual and that’s it according to his friends so that’s nice to know

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it would be good if "i don't speak this language" was the same in every language

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i just finished severance s1 and holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit

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“mamama it’s illegal to show your results” fuck you perfect math score fuck you

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i’m incredibly glad this has sat in our basement for 3 years to now be sold instead of its evil ever being opened

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melatonin gummies need to be made to taste less good i could so easily eat like 30 in one sitting

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“double dipping” is a wrong phrase, if i am dipping more than once it is almost always hextuple and heptuple dipping

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i’ve finished house. i don’t know how i feel about the end.

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i hate google so much i am trying to find a stock image of a fucking COOKIE and it is ALL ai

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happy equinox! i have two episodes of house left

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