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cachiporra.bsky.social

Terminally online filter feeder in Portland OR. Hello! I am here to protect, serve, and build the world I believe in. Also watch movies. If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏 (any/all, 🏳️‍🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)

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Unironically, no joke: watching this movie two months into Covid turned me from a person who liked movies into a Movie Person. It’s spellbinding.

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BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980, Blu-Ray, #film) A frantically rushed Corman/Murakami Star Wars clone that pairs sensational (& breastular) production design, styling, and score with the incoherent, inscrutible mash of a John Sayles(?!) script. A campy stillborn mess. h/t: @x1237valr.bsky.social

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my Gorge so watericious

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When the stickers in the bar bathroom pass the vibe check.

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went to a dance performance tonight by a queer tap group that blew my socks off before and was even better today. One of the pieces was such a joybomb I felt proud of what queers have made. It was so organic, unshackled, and real. the fouler the stench outside, the sweeter the joys on the inside.

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BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980, Blu-Ray, #film) A frantically rushed Corman/Murakami Star Wars clone that pairs sensational (& breastular) production design, styling, and score with the incoherent, inscrutible mash of a John Sayles(?!) script. A campy stillborn mess. h/t: @x1237valr.bsky.social

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just a tiddle bit of telemetry from the land of colorful hair they/them baristas or whatever: every single substantial conversation I’ve had in any of my social spheres for the last 48 hours was about weapons

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shopped two stores downtown including a Nike flagship store and there were exactly four (4x) tops that were XL or larger available loving that!!

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Today’s Portland Moment: watching a man build a Sleestak uniform in a downtown picture window while a woman with pink eyebrows and leopard leggings tells me I’ll be fine in life without having to create any art because I’m young, white and male 👶

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67% second-week drop for CAPTAIN AMERICA 4 with a B- Cinemascore? Ooof. Rose, bloom, off, etc

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SUUL on NE Broadway’s got the K-goods for surprisingly reasonable prices. There I got to find out about a secret wedding, and a welcome pregnancy, and I am so full of love and chicken today.

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watching blue-collar night and puppy play night blend at the at-capacity North Eagle is honestly hard to wrap you head around if you were there in the Before Times what a joyous delight. leadership matters.

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it turns out I behave no differently when confronted with unlimited food service ravioli as dogs do when the kibble bag tears open #MammalLife

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@pfrazee.com gave me this award in standup today I think the facial expression is pretty accurate for how I feel reading Hackernews comments most of the time :|

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Utterly essential summation of our current polycrisis.

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"[A]t no previous point in my lifetime has a sitting president had to appear on television and tell the public that he is not being manipulated by a scheming vizier. Not even George W. Bush had to do that, and plenty of people were suspicious of Dick Cheney." — @lopatto.bsky.social @theverge.com

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SHANTY TRAMP (1967, DVD but on Tubi, #film) An immensely lurid Southsploit about a conniving, morally bankrupt hussy working her way through her conniving, morally bankrupt small-town. Only the Black characters are upright, yet they all suffer for it. This has TEETH! h/t: @gaijinrando.bsky.social

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