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cactusposting.bsky.social
PHX-BUF transplant, public transit + bikes enjoyer, occasional puck-stopper
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Staying atop the news cycle is wild these days. Every day you see a headline that's like "4000 laid off from [acronym]" so you google what it is and find out that 13' insects with opposable thumbs exist and a 4500-man office based in Cairo, IL was all that kept them from reaching the Mississippi

Glad to see someone carry on the legacy of my bot after it was killed by Twitter God bless 🫡

even if you bought a tesla before it was clear elon is a fascist, i'm still judging you because you clearly didn't read consumer reports

You can’t post your way out of fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them 🔗 www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

Phrasing

god bless you joshy you big weird guy. ring soon god willing. up the bills glory to the lakes

Josh Allen

MVP

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

These hospital execs, dude. ghoulish fucking cowards.

Josh Allen

Rob

gm

Fuck off go bills

Also Go Bills

Go Bills.

BILLS

I don't know who said it but the person who described Josh Allen as "guy who plays football like there's a ticking time bomb that will go off in his helmet if he doesn't score a touchdown" got it exactly right

An Uber feature where they just hit you with the car

Go Bills.

buffalo, washington dc and philadelphia are fine, upstanding eastern cities full of boisterous, good-hearted citizens. the full focus of this playoff season must remain on defeating the villainous kansas city chiefs and their vile, oafish fans. if KC loses, we all win

Experience Sabres Hockey

T H U N D E R S N O W

mentally, i’m here

AHHHHHH THATS REALLY INTERESTING

Bills

GO BILLS

This is how the lord wants us to play ball

BALL WITH HONOR.

Go bills, please

A growing amount of my mental wellbeing is in the hands of the Buffalo Bills. Shouldn’t be an issue.

Do you know how bad a call has to be to get Joe Buck to exclaim “Come On!” In the booth?

Buddy most of us in or out of context are pretty dorky

it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why

Persian Odalisque, by Nasser Ovissi, 1968, 📸 by @Bessex_Joshua

Fuck these refs. Seriously. Are you fucking kidding me? If they don't want to get taunted, they shouldn't get dominated.