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Motivator of merchants, vagabonds and teachers with two snakes and butt kicks. Free your ass and your mind will follow!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the new Secretary of Education… Oh, and she’s one of the normal ones compared to the other Trump cabinet picks 🤦‍♂️

It's so important that the reality-based media stop referring to Fox as a news network and recognize it as the policy shop and propaganda network that it is.

much respect for g.c.

if you need another reason to vote this fall: if they lose, this defines Vance forever he's an 18-month Senator who performed badly in his only race and needed Thiel to come rescue him he has no career after this he's a world-historic VP mistake who fucked a couch, the end

Heard a rumor that Vance has fucked other furniture but he claims it didn’t mean anything, it was just one nightstand.

The Harris campaign’s communication strategy is so effective I expect American punditry to launch a moral panic about its offenses against civility as soon as tomorrow’s panel shows and no later than next Sunday

The couch and dolphin things are actually being spread by Vance himself so that when the truth about his disgusting practices actually comes out people won't believe it. Better let everyone know about his trick, so when the thing with the flamingos does come out, people know it's true.

Listen, he says his guts.

That will be a very creepy chat bot. Full of couch sex parties and weird brain damage variations.

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Done!

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There's a big difference between people who want to read books and people who want to *have read* books

The irony is that AI tools still absolutely suck shit at generating PowerPoints, one of the very few things I actually want it to do

Yikes www.politico.com/news/2024/01...

“If anyone thinks this is only about us, this is only about Ukraine, they are fundamentally mistaken. Possible directions and even a new Russian aggression beyond Ukraine become more and more obvious,” Zelensky warned. “Strengthen our economy and we will strengthen your security.” on.ft.com/3Hs9qPP

Trying to find people I relate to on Bluesky. Please share if you: -don't believe in astronomy. -argue that cops should arrest James Corden. -microdose kiwis to keep your vitamin C levels stable. -think every song could be improved by the addition of a big ol' tuba.

I feel strongly that this person should be in prison

Oh Lordy I love your new face!

still my favorite diversity indicator

This hurts. I never got that impression of #Harvard. TBS, #Boston has a some racism and yes, antisemitism, but HARVARD??

Gay says that violent speech at Harvard is acceptable. At the same time, Harvard ranks lowest on the free speech index of all US Universities. Free speech at Harvard is OK when it is anti-Jews. www.forbes.com/sites/brianb...

From their testimony only actually killing a Jew would violate the policy.

New Harvard logo. That's all they deserve.

List of my election issues by priority: 1. Ukraine war 2. Israel war 3. Defense of democracy 4. China and Taiwan 5. Economy 6. Guns 7. Abortion

We just entered a mild recession. I see no catalyst to anything as serious as even the 2001 recession. The unemployment uptick will be contained and short. Just IMHO, I could be totally wrong.

List of my election issues by priority: 1. Ukraine war 2. Israel war 3. Defense of democracy 4. China and Taiwan 5. Economy 6. Guns 7. Abortion

Dating scams online - they might be giving you real women but no true love.

Who's with me?

What civil order even WAS there? Your government ordering you to NOT evacuate and instead stay and throw your body into a meat grinder of war was already a total collapse of civic responsibility.

My life in Twitter nowadays

In the future most EVs will be pretty large because large is the best way to keep the battery cool and efficient. Modern parking slots are not ready for the electric future, must be a lot larger.

When fascism comes to America, it will be holding a notepad and asking Democrats why they weren’t nicer to the fascists

reminding myself that Trump went on stage, amidst all this slaughter overseas, then basically said: wow Hezbollah really knows how to do DEAL, like me, they are cunning & very smart like classy Donald Trump, then a bunch of elite Republicans who are gonna vote for him anyway got publicly Mad @ him

starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX

Especially if you recall he is KGB

Quite stupid mishap, Israel must learn to be careful with words. It is very important to keep the world on its side.

At once what a superpower

In the free market the business is supposed to be self sustainable by services it sells for profit. If AI is not useful to be paid for it should go bankrupt

Know the facts. Source: Occupy Democrats

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