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She/Her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 20 | punk enjoyer | I don’t really post things so I don’t know why you’re here
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submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Seeing republicans meltdown over Lara Jane Grace’s song played at Bernie’s rally is by far the best moment of the year to me so far

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It’s between your gf or your gfs (Goldfish)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Creamfilled do-pup

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I kiss trans girls on company time

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

She tariff on my economy until I great depression

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

me dino nuggets 🤝 fully cooked

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Chat this is me (her girlfriend) and I’ve snuck in her phone what do I do

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

i like women but in the "I want her to own me like a dog and treat me well" way ok send post

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

⚠️ MY NEW SHOP WILL BE OPEN TODAY AT 6pm EST !! ⚠️ 4:15 HOURS FROM THIS MESSAGE! NEW SHOP: www.mothsprout.com

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Driving while tweeting is fun. Would recommend

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

it never ends

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

Finding out you can just attack mine ores with a pickaxe is skyrim instead of having to slowly mine it is such a game changer

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Being under your gf’s feet while she plays Skyrim is a pretty pog experience

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Rise and grind (on her leg like a needy pup)

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Crashbox for the first time while eating midnight breakfast with coffee is such a vibe

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Tried messing around with my computer’s system config to make it run better and ended up crashing the firmware I think

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

how puppygirls look saying something they know will get them punished

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

If there’s no biting, is it really sex?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

please be nice to me unless you're being mean in a hot way

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

Sorry babe, the perpetually paused Skyrim battle music stays on during sex

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The feminine urge to arm myself

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Getting shot by police must be so gender affirming for puppygirls

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Telling her she has no power over me just to make her dom harder to prove to me. 4D chess is at play

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Girlsmell save me

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Good girls get tummy punches

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

puppywife when i suggest basically anything (she's a faggot with no self control):

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Buying a kennel for myself was expensive, but it has honestly really helped me. Top 10 least regrettable purchase

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

wrruffff?

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

My dick is 5$ because it’s a five dollar f-

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Sadly, I don’t have enough studs to cover the back, but I’m really happy with how the patch I’ve been working on came out

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t think I’d grow up to be stressing about how I’m going to afford rent and utilities. Weird how things happen

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

You’re pissing me off. I’m gonna pack your shit (angry anal)

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Drove to work for training just to find it closed due to inclement weather and wasn’t told. Rip

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Shark Tale moment

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Her: Isn’t it cool that we live in a time where men can get pregnant? Me: I think it’s cool that we live in a time where we have chimichangas in the fridge rn

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Post-lesbian sex cigarettes and hashbrowns. Peaking rn

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Just got fucked by gf. Never kill yourself🌮

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Our outside table fell over from the wind and broke our ashtray :(

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

Maybe I’ve been choosing bad movies, but modern horror movies fail to capture the charm older horror movies had. Idk if it’s the use of cgi or the camera quality itself, but I just can’t get into them as much, as say, The Thing (1982)

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Drunk is equivalent to truth serum I swear

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments