caitlindean.bsky.social
‘Like if a Precious Moments figurine grew up.’ Pragmatic to a fault.
Vegetable sun, feline moon, California rising.
she/her
🌁 San Francisco
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Do your thing, measles! 🤞
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Good lord, I forgot how absolutely insufferable Knight is. 🤦🏼♀️
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Okay but am I allowed to miss my money if I don’t have kids?
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All this does is increase my rabid hunger for MORE BOYCOTTS. They’re working. Destroy him.
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OH MY 🤩💕
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Obligatory ‘Pete won’t see your hilarious post, but your friends whose lives and families have been destroyed by this disease will see it’ addendum.
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Narrator: The people of Greenland did not, in fact, want to be part of America.
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I love this so much. Thank you for sharing!
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Not to brag, but I just shifted from laying on my back to sitting up without wincing in pain. I'm on the dang road to recovery, y'all!
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Which is to say, please don’t take my SSRIs away. There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to outwalk my own brain. 🫠
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One time I told a therapist that yes, I took a walk every day and no, it wasn’t making much of a difference.
‘Hmm. Well have you tried going on *two* walks?’
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Wow, I did NOT expect MapQuest to still be supreme in 2025. You go, MapQuest Coco.
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PLEASE BUY OUR STATE AND RESCUE US.
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Bold move to suggest golfing during the work day is a no-no.
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38 hours to go!
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Why…are they saying this *privately*? 🤦🏼♀️
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I am still trying to understand the same concept that prompted the first message. No matter how carefully and specifically I ask a question, my engineers will only respond in riddles.
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Okay you first.
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filing taxes right now feels like trying to make a deposit at a bank that’s in the process of being robbed
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This post brought to you by Vanity Fair mentioning ‘alleged sexual harasser and former Fox Sports host Skip Bayless.’ More of this, please.
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Oh nuts, that sucks. Sorry, Mark. Definitely a poor choice on their part.
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THE COMMA OF AMERICA. 🥲