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If you’re participating in the economic blackout today (or doing a no spend month) but miss hitting “add to cart” I highly recommend placing holds with your local library. Same thrill, you still get something new in a few days but you’re not contributing to capitalism! Yay!

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I dislocated my kneecap last summer, totally out of socket. I couldn’t get fully into the stretcher chair b/c it hurt so much to try to bend my leg. So the EMT gave me a shot of fentanyl. Shockingly of the half dozen EMTs & firefighters in the room I was the only one who got any pain relief.

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The chaos the Duolingo social media manger had caused by killing off their mascot is the only thing getting me through the day. And the cyber truck in the video?! chef’s kiss

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

My hyperinsulinemia is causing hypoglycemia. But the idea of actually consuming food is off putting. Is it the adhd, the autism, the depression? Maybe the existential dread?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

they say the greatest art comes in the darkest times

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Me to America every time I accidentally consume breaking news.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Made it until 6:19pm without taking any NSAID’s, a little shocked. I definitely should’ve taken a xanax hours ago though.

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Gotta say, the mainstream media is simply not doing the minimum amount of work to communicate that a bunch of Nazis implicated in child pornography have all of our banking information and can turn off social security whenever they want.

submitted 21 days ago • 52 comments

Scooby-Doo was really effective because it proved that the real ghosts, ghouls, and vampires are almost always a white man in disguise.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Who needs fema when an overly bronzed loser in an ill fitting suit can just chuck paper towels at you instead?

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AOC: "I want folks at home to look at what members of Congress are invested in private prisons companies, and look at the votes on this bill. It is atrocious that people are lining their pockets with private prison profits in the name of a horrific tragedy."

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"I never see you at the club" ok but I never see you at the farm toys gallery in The Museum of English Rural Life

submitted 37 days ago • 21 comments

William Henry Harrison is probably shaking his fist up at earth wishing his inauguration had moved inside due to weather.

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i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.

submitted 48 days ago • 171 comments

It hasn’t even been 5 years since I had LASIK and I need corrective lenses 🙃 I also got diagnosed with retinoschisis, which means the layers of my retina are splitting. This usually happens to people over 50 😭

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When people romanticize the past... 😂

submitted 49 days ago • 23 comments

Chef's kiss.

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

Does anyone else feel like they’re trying to keep it together but it’s not really working

submitted 50 days ago • 153 comments

My grandpa is in the ICU w/ a nasty bladder infection and he might need dialysis. And he might’ve had a stroke but it could just be b/c his blood sugar is crazy high. Found out yesterday baby girl needs dental work on her molars and have been stressed since then. Now it’s stress in over drive

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

Here’s a gentle reminder that New Year’s resolutions don’t have to be about positive change. It’s okay to commit to seeking revenge, remaining petty, and disrespecting your enemies.

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

i'm afraid i need the Pepto-Busmol

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

My brother’s best friend died last night. I don’t know what to do or say. It all feels like empty platitudes and talking about death makes me anxious but I know I still need to get it together.

submitted 62 days ago • 6 comments

What I wouldn’t give to not share walls with other people anymore 😭 I’m not even anti-multi family housing. I just hate how fcking loud my neighbors are constantly One of them is always home and one of them is always playing music.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Not only did we get not get the Pink Lady apples we ordered but we got Red Delicious instead, the most disappointing of all apples. 💔

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I’m trying to strike a balance between staying informed and keeping my sanity.

submitted 71 days ago • 1969 comments

My very first nibling graduates from the NICU today (after 26 days) and Maggie and I have cold so I still can’t go meet the baby 😭😭

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries

submitted 78 days ago • 41 comments

My almost 5 year old is obsessed the bubonic plague. Which is weird…but I would rather answer another dozen questions about how diseases spreading and lack of modern medicine than have to think about anything in the news 😒

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Can you hear about a plate glass window without thinking of a teenage dental patient being crushed to death or are you a normal person?

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

The new Blippi is posting dorky thirst traps 🥵 on TikTok and I have no one to talk to about it

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment