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Into #birding, #CrossFit, and sometimes writing. Wrote the novels "Necessary Errors" and "Overthrow" More at https://calebcrain.substack.com and https://steamthing.com. New short story! https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/08/12/clay-fiction-caleb-c
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Just sent the government my accomplishments

11 March I'm talking about ancient biography at the CUNY grad center in NYC...looking at the big question "what on earth did it feel like to be a human being in the ancient world?" (with a cameo walk on part for Caligula + horse). Free but registration essential here (& online) tinyurl.com/3bnhy2v7

Today is Terminalia, the festival of Terminus, Roman god of boundaries, whose credo CONCEDO NVLLI ("I yield to no one") I offer without comment. Photo by Humphrey Bolton, 2013 (Wikimedia Commons)

“He proposed a three-pronged solution: Ban off-street parking requirements, letting developers dictate how much to supply; employ dynamic pricing for on-street parking, raising prices when demand is highest; and spend the resulting revenue to spruce up sidewalks, encouraging more walking.”

“Edmund’s Turkish Delight stands in for every lost and longed-for glory. What child forgets the seismically disappointing discovery that the English version tastes like jellied flowers dusted in soap powder?” Katherine Rundell on the appetite for children's literature:

“Apart from their loathing of his Peronista credentials, the traditionalists hate him because he has done more than anyone since Martin Luther to undermine the monarchical papacy itself.” A. N. Wilson on Francis's autobiography:

Boys' Love fanfiction “isn’t really about homosexuality (and few gay men read it). It’s an escape for women… With two men as protagonists, everything is possible and no reader feels offended.” Yun Sheng on pseudo-homo Chinese fanfiction:

“In this paradigm, the ideal worker is less like a corporate ally or a trusted collaborator and more like a subject of an authoritarian regime.” @annawiener.bsky.social on dissolving life into self-branding:

The DOGE gang that can't shoot straight: If this is true, it means that not only have the DOGEbros sent an email with a demand of questionable legality to all executive branch workers, but they have sent it to judicial branch employees who are constitutionally beyond their reach.

1. Monday - fell apart 2. Tuesday - broke my heart 3. Wednesday - same 4. Thursday - didn't even start 5. Friday - I'm in love

All about the design choices that went into those #Severance cars

I figured out how I'm going to get rich: Male Polish. It's just regular nail polish, but for men. The colors will have names like charred denim, lumber stank, and sea-dude. The applicator will look like a brush for bbq marinade

“Like a man in the street, calling out to a passing woman, the world seemed to be saying to Janet Malcolm, ‘Smile, baby.’ ” @katieroiphe.bsky.social on Janet Malcolm:

Really appreciating the Teen Beat–style foldout poster of Bad Bunny in the print issue of The Cut/New York magazine that came in the mail today. Complete with twinkly font.

“Seek out content with a clear beginning and end, something you can pick up and put down at will.” Caitlin Dewey on preserving your sanity by only reading news vehicles that have “edges” (i.e., not Bluesky):

“To walk into a CVS now, or ‘Carceral Vibes Store’—as a young friend calls it—is to enter at the tail of an absurdist teleology: ‘When they came for the razor blades, I said nothing, for I did not need to steal razor blades.’ ” Marco Roth, reading Joseph Roth in a CVS:

🚨 SCOOP: DOGE is seeking personal taxpayer data at IRS, sources tell me. 🚨 Trump admin is pushing IRS to agree to an MOU that would give DOGE access to granular data on every taxpayer, business and nonprofit in the country.

I’ll be at the Union Square Protests tomorrow. Join us! #50501 #BuildtheResistance #NotMyPresidentsDay #Resist @bkindivisible.bsky.social @marisolnyc.bsky.social @jonbarrett.bsky.social @calebcrain.bsky.social

Corporate Dems being outflanked on the left by Bill Kristol - who is saying what should be obvious.

On Friday night, HHS ordered CDC to take down all flu vaccine campaign materials from its website. Materials are starting to come down. For example, a campaign explaining that flu shot can reduce flu severity from "wild to mild" is now offline. Left image is from Friday, right is now Meanwhile...

Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

Bernie Wagenblast, the iconic voice of @mta.info subways, has a message, the day after the feds took the letter "T" referring to trans people, off websites about the Stonewall National Monument. @thecity.bsky.social

“Bad ideas do a lot of the work of building autocracy. By conjuring the unimaginable, they plunge us into an anxious state in which thinking is difficult. That kind of anxiety is key to totalitarian control.” @mashagessen.bsky.social on the need for good ideas to counter Trump’s many bad ones:

A fun thing to do with this supposed Napoleon quote is to do a google search to see what forums it appeared on with this exact wording before 2022. I'm no computer whiz, so maybe I messed up, but the only hits I got were these two...for Stormfront, a neo-Nazi forum.

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

absolutely so fucking mad that we're shredding Atlanticism, abandoning the Atlantic Charter, all for absolutely fucking nothing

I know it's small in the whole scheme of things, but the bloodbath at NPS in Hawaii is almost certainly going to lead directly to the extinctions of no fewer than 4 native Hawaiian songbirds in the next 4-5 years.

The Schmitt has hit the fan.

Thanks to @animulavagula.bsky.social, it at least has a source: a book of maxims attributed to Napoleon. Not a smoking saber, but as close, I bet, as we're going to get.

The closest I can trace that "He who saves his country" quote to the actual Napoleon is to the 1970 film Waterloo: "He who saves a nation violates no law."

the federal government is explicitly acting as if jim crow is the law!

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

I started a Substack that is only kind of promoting a book. Please check it out if you're interested in The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte! brumaireland.substack.com?r=49u0ze&utm...

COME ON JUST THROW THE FUCKING RING INTO THE FIRE FRODO WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT

Using your science fiction phone to take video of people standing in a long line in the cold to buy eggs is chef’s kiss dystopian

NOAA is reportedly on the DOGE chopping block. The National Weather Service, which is part of NOAA, provides life saving weather forecasting in the US. A study found that for every $1 invested in NWS, it produces $73 in value to Americans. Again, this isn't about efficiency.

It’s important to sustain our rage with joy, and to that end, I think we should start planning the party we’re gonna throw when he’s dead.

There is going to be so much finding out.