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Gonna have to fund PBS the Martin Shkreli way and pay millions of dollars for a private Sesame Street/Deadwood crossover episode

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An American Pope In London Thanks singular brain cell that's all I'm gonna be thinking today

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Swag levels dropping, about to enter a dripcession

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The last sentence encapsulates my feelings on the Sausage McGriddle

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I have no affiliation I just like the owner he's a cool dude. Imported vehicles I can't afford but want desperately and this is sweet funkarz.net/431709/1997-...

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Dear God they're about to find holy oil under the Vatican

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Oh new boss just banned blue jeans on Fridays. Streets currently running red with blood. Unionization talks underway

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

First time Columbo viewer and God damn who made the candles for this cake?? Is that the murder in progress?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

1 year old just picked up the remote and got to the White Lotus. Kids got taste

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I love living in a dust bowl and a recession. No historic parallels, completely unprecedented

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Post nut clarity is great and all but what diagnosis do you have for post nut befuddlement

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna fly in one of these so when it explodes I can colonize the Mariana Trench

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

You can like it or hate it, but peaceful protest does little and guns work, it's why people use them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTgd... The use of firearms to protect communities/individuals that are oppressed is as old as humankind. Face some hard truths. Arm yourselves. Build community. Train.

submitted 113 days ago • 8 comments

Ever since I hallucinated Gene Hackman doing Gene Wilder's scene yelling at Charlie in Willy Wonka all I've wanted to see is a video of Gene Hackman in the purple suit screaming "YOU LOSE SUPERMAN! YOU GET NOTHING, GAME OVER!"

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Hell yeah

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I don't think grenades cost this much to make

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I can't get behind the texture of tomatoes I'm sorry I know I've let you all down, but honesty is and transparency is important to me

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

Probably gonna order a 20 pound bag of pumpkin seeds. Gonna be part of my new pumpkin based abstinence program

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I dunno Oasis just has a 1-hit wonder vibe as a band. Which is crazy because they do have 2 good songs

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

My Fallout New Vegas playing cards having just a smidge of vomit on them makes them more special to me

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why the Konami code is coded in my toddler's toy Gameboy thing, but it's definitely goofy

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

I'm kinda surprised there's been actual pushback in my local Facebook groups for ICE being in our Southern town today.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

*The proprietary software your company uses has shit the bed for the 21st time this week* Whatever you've saved monetarily will not keep you warm in hell

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

"Yeah we're all going to the Redwall app and make videos about our delightful brunches and feasts..." *PA running up frantically to me "This world is cruel and pitiless."

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