calebu08.bsky.social
Tired, new Dad, and tired
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All I can say is if you let bacon grease drip onto a fire it can very quickly get out of control and melt your charcoal grill. Especially if you've been drinking
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My old coworker had one of these that he'd wear almost daily and it was dorky until we hit mid July Arkansas heat waves and I became insane with jealousy
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Gonna hire 5 MBA's for my new firm Dicke and Bawles Consulting and charge $9,999,999.100
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Last Monday our shared work drive was wiped when I opened it and my first thought was "Good on you Dell for standing up for yourself."
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Getting in an '03 Mercury Cougar and crying because of the fucking alternator
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Neat!
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If your diaper trash can fills up with 42 used diapers before you throw it away just know I will not be at your house and you're not invited to mine
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It feels like being a kid and your parents are talking about car repairs. Like yeah cars are cool but I dunno what the fucks going on with that.
And it's awesome
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1 Hot Dog Gumbo coming right up
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Oh we groundhog posting? This is the only picture I've got of this beefy boy who's taken up residence under our shed
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From the upcoming album 'You Know What, Let's Make It 2 Nuns'
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Every time I buy them I feel great until they're gone, then I feel like the world's biggest rube
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Immediate disregard US Foods supremacy incoming
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im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists
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Only if your family was part of the Business Plot
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Reminded of my HS friend who became a drone operator in the Army and he said he was the only guy there who didn't play WoW. Make of that what you will
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God's representative on Earth: Ever done a bump of upchuck kid?
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I dunno about balance, but I'm really leaning into "disassociating before I yell at clouds".
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100%
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Fuck'em. My job pulled this shit when I was on paternity leave and I was fucking livid
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Fuck me I can't do sentences either. We're learning and growing together
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"You wouldn't fight Morena Baccarin on a higher plane of existence would you?"
Welllllllllllllllll...
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Praying this announcement is what brings the Goa'uld to Earth
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I feel like when you're presented with the option of meeting Bashar al-Assad a good choice is to Just Say No
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Democrats would be 3 times cooler if they actively fought for things like this
Or just things in general would be novel
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Me and my clone will immediately set out as street magicians to prove that Hugh Jackman's character in the Prestige was an asshole (already evident)
Then we'll do all the tricks from the Illusionist in order to take down the Austro-Hungarian empire (we can't say it won't happen again)