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Daughter: Do you like your car? Me: yes Daughter: Do you LOVE your car? Me: umm…I guess Daughter: Then you should buy weathertek

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone needs some support and motivation. Here’s little dapper me giving you a thumbs up.

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

Dog fell asleep on me. Guess this is my Sunday…

submitted 456 days ago • 0 comments

So…we just pretending like the corn song didn’t happen in today’s parade?

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Happy Thanksgiving. We should take a minute and pause. Be thankful for the time that Jesus sat down with the pilgrims and thumb wrestled the natives…

submitted 467 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing says “I love you” this holiday season like a Sharper Image vibrator. Just ask Leesee if Key West…

submitted 467 days ago • 0 comments

Calling it tree confetti doesn’t make fall clean up anymore fun.

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

We live in a sad world when you actively reply to scam emails and they don’t even put in the effort to try and steal my money.

submitted 472 days ago • 0 comments

How long until Thanksgiving evolves into the Hunger Games? I feel like we are almost there.

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

My daughter and I have this fun game where I buy her favorite foods and pack her favorite lunch the night before. Then…she wakes up the morning, says thank you, and goes to school. Finally, she completely changes her mind about her favorite food and eats none of it. Coming home hungry and cranky

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Nothing turns my household into the Soviet Union faster then beauty/health products. Wife: Are you using my face masks again? Me: You mean OUR face masks…eh comrade?

submitted 477 days ago • 0 comments

Single this month? Easiest way to find your soulmate: find someone with the same answers to these 2 questions: 1. Appropriate indoor thermometer setting 2. Appropriate day to put up the Christmas tree and lights #dating #november

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Scavengers Reign is one of the most impressive examples of sci-fi on television. Ever. The world building is crazy. So we’ll done. #scifi

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Hello Bluesky. I am inside you. How does it feel?

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